these questions !!!!! Oh my days
Seems like a bit of a wind up but also strangely genuine.
these questions !!!!! Oh my days
Extra time and penalties if it's a draw.
In the first two legs, away teams are allowed 2,000 tickets
Gate receipts for the first 4 playoffs are split equally between the four clubs, and for the final are split between the two clubs (after expenses etc)
Has to be a wind up. PLEASE be a wind up
The playoffs is rather simple.
The teams who finish 3rd, 4th and 5th have balls with their teams name deposited into the mega bowl.
Meanwhile the team who finished 6th get a bye to the 7th round of the Lightning Trophy. Here all Teams who finished in positions 13 to 19 and scored under 1.3 goals per game play in a mini league pre-kockout format against the team 8th and 20th in League One. If one of the Leaue One teams wins the pre-knockout league then the following knockout tournament is susended and the 6th team in the Championship gain 'Platinum status' in the pre-final "Golden Hawk" tombola.
The remaining Championship teams (3rd,4th and 5th) are ranked in terms of yellow cards over a season. The team who are second are determined the Average Joe's) and will enter the tombola.
The tombola is drawn and whoever is pulled out will have to stay in the Championship for 3 more years. The team left in the go to a public vote in terms of whether they should be allowed in the EPL or not.
"Do they tend to televise the playoffs?" might just be favourite NSC quote ever. If its a wind up, then its SUPERBLY done.