Player ratings

[goldstone]

Kuipers 7. Kicking was good today. Had no chance with the goals. A couple of great saves.

Whing 8. Only outfield player showing any real passion.

Heath 5. OK I guess.

Virgo 6. Did OK.

ElAbd 5. Not bad, but to blame for the second game.

Loft 3. Unfortunately did not demonstrate any reason for recalling him.

Fraser 4. OK, but not really good enough.

Dicker 4. Anonymous. Why did we sign him?

Cox 5. Better than some of his team-mates, but that is not saying much!

Davies 2. The guy has a real confidence problem. Lousy shooting, poor passing, fails to win headers.

Owusu 3. Did almost nothing.

Subs:

Carole 2. Total crap.

Jarrett 5. OK.

Cook. Not on long enough.


We definitely should have had OGH up front. Or is he injured as well?

 

[dougdeep]

We definitely should have had OGH up front. Or is he injured as well?

He was injured as well.

 

[portslade seagull]

He was injured as well.

Was going to say at least Harty would show some effort..fight and committment

 

[El Turi]

Kuipers 7 - A few decent saves in the 2nd half and left exposed for both the goals.

Whing 8 - The only won to win almost every 50-50 he went for.

Virgo 7 - Looked solid in his proper position.

Heath 4 - Shaky and let the ball bounce too much.

El-Abd 5 - Out of position and it showed.

Loft 5 - OK on the ball but looked a bit lost on the right wing.

Fraser 3 - Did he touch the ball?

Dicker 4 - Gave the ball away too much.

Cox 6 - Did try to make things happen even if it didn't happen for him.

Owusu 3 - Didn't look bothered and had two decent chances in the first half.

Davies 5 - Worked how but complete lack of confidence showed.

Jarrett 4 - Didn't really do anything

Carole 3 - Lost the ball pretty much every time he got it.

Cook - Not long enough.

 

[sir danny cullip]

Kuipers 6 - kicking better than usual but looked a bit all over the place for their second goal.

Whing 8 - performance with passion.

Heath 4 - prime example of a loan player that doesn't care because he won't be here next season.

Virgo 5 - OK.

ElAbd 4 - got raped by Puncheon (who is probably one of the best wingers in the league) for the first half seemed to cope better in the second but clearly not a left back.

Loft 6 - And he was taken off why? Central/left sided midfielder played on the right, shocking. Always offering for the ball unlike most players we need to get him in the middle rather than Fraser.

Fraser 3 - ran around aimlessly (didnt do as much of this as usual) did nothing else apart from getting himself booked. Why do we continue to bring him back into the team when he isn't good enough?

Dicker 4 - liked him on his debut but was poor today and should have taken control of the midfield.

Cox 5 - Worked hard. It's no wonder we had very little width when Cox was the only one trying to feed off Owusu's knock downs when the central midfield players were nowhere to be seen.

Davies 3 - lack of confidence or just doesn't care? I dont know the answer but he was shocking today.

Owusu 4 - same as above add on a couple of good knock downs.

Subs:

Carole 5 - what chance does he have? He is teh only player creating space and wanting the bal when he came on yet when he gets it everyone stands and watches him 'go on seb do something with that'....ever heard of support?

Jarrett 6 - should have started.

 

[herecomesaregular]

Kuipers 6 - did ok, a couple of saves, hate the way he throws out early and puts our players under immediate pressure.

Whing 6 - didn't agree with the fan adulation (wtf?), poor first half but played better second.

Heath 5 - poor

Virgo 6 - adequate, cleared the lines properly

El Abd 4- out of position and boy did it show. why not have whing at left back and adam at right back?

Loft 5 - anonymous but again, out of position

Fraser 5- looked committed but i don't know what he brings to the team

Dicker 4 - anonymous

Cox 6 - good effort but he's off form

Owusu 3 - worse player on the pitch

Davies 5 - lots of effort, very odd that his shooting is sooo diabolical. surely must be down to confidence? he shoots like a centre back. did not deserve the abuse though

stadium 9 - would love falmer to be like that, wasted on MK though

 

[Dave the OAP]

Kuips 6
Whing 7
Cox 5


The rest of them are not worth a jot

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

Kuipers 7 - Decent kicking, sold right down the river for both goals by our defence

Whing 8 - Only outfield player that gives a shit AND has enough skill to balance it with

El Abd 4 - Got anally violated by Puncheon, who quite frankly made him look silly

Heath 3 - Doesn't care

Virgo 3 - Gives the ball away EVERYTIME he recieves it. Be it a crap 40 yard pass, or even short balls to the midfield, it never seems to find a blue shirt. Typical example of this was the one time we had a decent chance to pass to Silky Seb, all he needed to do was ROLL it to him and he THUMPED it 10 yards behind him! Unbelievable.

Cox 6 - Tries hard but nothing came off for him today really. First decent free kick delivery in a while, shame no one attacks it.

Loft 5 - WHY on the right?! Seriously, what the f*** was Slade thinking?

Dicker 3 - Another loanee who doesn't give a shit

Fraser 5 - Same old story, tries extremely hard with his heart on his sleeve, but simply not enough talent to play football at this level. Maybe next year, mind

Owusu 5 - Feel for the guy, shit high balls towards him when he has two centre backs to deal with AND a striker on the same team who is determined to get in his way must be difficult to handle

Davies 2 - Did a fair bit of running in all honesty, but quite frankly the sitter he missed today was enough to mark him RIGHT down. If he'd have scored with 10 minutes to go, at least we might have put some pressure on them and made them feel uneasy, but how he managed to blast it over I will never know. Not the first time, is it?

Subs:

Silky Seb 5 - Here you are Seb, here's the ball. Do something with it. Not one person moved for him everytime he recieved the ball, and therefore he was ALWAYS forced to cut back

Jarrett 4 - Loanee. Enough said

Cook - Not on long enough

 

[murraymints4brighton]

I thought Lofts positioning was good but when he found space i counted 13 times the players ignored him and lost the ball.

 

[jordanseagull]

Kuyps - 8 - Tell me what he did wrong?

Whing - 9 - Its already been said. Hats off.

El-Abd - 6 - Seemed off the pace.

Heath - 5 - Oh no, PLEASE don't leave!

Virgo - 6 - Why cant you just play how you used to?

Loft - 6 - Expected the performance he displayed, by fay not the worse.

Fraser - 4 - NO.

Cox - 6 - Worked his cock off. Still he needs to work on that shooting!

Dicker - 2 - Ok. Question time. Him or 10 men on the pitch?

Owusu - 5 - Just not reaaallyy the player we need.

Davies - 5 - Sort it out, but dont be negative. If you play shit, you're not going to be a
favourite. Get that into your head, and you'll start to work your way up.


Carole - 6 - Rather good, no one else boothered for him. ATTACK SEB.

Jarrett - 6 - A better performance

Cook - 10- M.O.M, solid throughout, unlucky not to score.

 

[Keith Patel]

Kuipers - 7 - Made some good saves but hesitated for their second goal.

Whing - 8 - The only player to come out with some credit yet again.

Heath - 5 - Didnt do much.

Virgo - 6 - Looks better at centre half, and I noticed on a few occasions he actually passed it out of defence instead of the predictable Albion Aimless Hoof™ normally used. Still room for improvement.

El-Abd - 4 - He needs to start closing the opposition attackers down. Him backing off has cost us vital games this season.

Loft - 6 - His positioning was good, but never got given the ball to really do much. Played on the wrong flank.

Dicker - 3 - Hardly touched the ball, and when he did he gave it away. Us going down wont bother him in the slightest, he'll still get paid, and still be playing League One football next season.

Fraser - 3 - Tries hard but isnt good enough. Stupidly got himself booked.

Cox - 5 - Put a bit of effort in but didnt get hold of the ball enough.

Owusu - 2 - Disgrace. Didnt look bothered.

Davies - 2 - Misses good chances every game and today was no different. Not good enough.

Subs:

Carole - 3 - Awfull.

Jarrett - 5 - Did nothing.

Cook - 5 - Not on long enough.

Were going down with Jade Goody...

 

[hack]

Kuipers - 7 Thought he had a bit of a flat at the second goal. Nothing else wrogn at all though

Whing - 9 Thank fk there was a tiny bright spark. You'd think he came through the youth team and is playing for his boyhood team

El-Abd - 5 Out of position and better than last time I saw him at LB. Thank god MK didn't work out attacking down our left every time would be a cunning plan

Heath - 5 I thought he was a decent defender when he joined. Hmmm. Not really bothered he's off now

Virgo - 5 Did we really get £1.5m for him once.

Loft - 6 Wish he'd been moved to the centre instead of subbed, we're desperate for an attacking midfielder and he's about all we've got in the squad. It Must Be Loft

Fraser - 4 Did very little. Still wish he'd show more of the ability I reckon is in there. Maybe in Leage 2 next season

Cox - 6 Worked hard, showed an interest. But doesn't take people on and delivery is poor.

Dicker - 4 I'm guessing he was playing

Owusu - 4 Why does a big target man win so few headers Thought he'd be the guy we needed, as we spend so much time hoofing, but just did nothing

Davies - 5 The abose was out of order. The miss was proper bad though. Needs a goal so badly it's unreal. Back him for a hattrick on Tue and all will be right with the world

Carole - 4 First time around he'd skin the full back 3 times and then lose the ball. Today he didn't even think about taking people on, it was like he didn't want the ball

Jarrett - 5 The centre midfield just needs to be more attack-minded

Cook - 6 Too little time, but hey. Much better than most of the others!

 

[BensGrandad]

Kuipers 6 Must accept some blame for the 2nd goal but made a couple of good saves.
Whing 7 MOM plenty of heart but was caught out positionally quite a lot.
Virgo 5 Solid performance
Heath 4 Did nothing of note for or against looks as if he doesnt care.
El Abd 5 Tried hard but is not a left back.
Loft 3 Did absolutely nothing as I would have expected
Fraser 3 Same as Loft
Dicker 3 as above
Cox 4 Tried but not very successful.
Davies 3 Complete waste of a player as he did nothing and doesnt look good enough for this division.
Owuso 3 Didnt win a ball either in the air or on the ground generally very poor.

Subs:

Carole 3 What has happened to the player who could beat a man and go past him.
Jarrett 3 Didnt look as if he cared.

Slade, Booker, White 2 They are obviously not the answer to our problems.

 

[WhingForPresident]

Kuipers- 7- Did nothing wrong.
Whing- 10- Absolutely quality. We're privileged to have a player with his passion at this football club. Will be a catastrophic loss if he leaves in the summer.
Virgo- 6- Did OK. Solid.
Heath-0- Anonymous.
El-Abd-3- Questionable positioning, constantly skinned by Puncheon. When will Slade realise he's a CENTRE-BACK.
Loft- 0- Anonymous.
Fraser- 0- Anonymous.
Dicker- 0- Anonymous.
Cox- 8- I don't know if it's only me that saw that boy play his socks off. Tried a bit too hard perhaps, but did more than all the other midfielders combined.
Owusu- 0- Just plain terrible.
Davies- 0- Words fail me.

Carole- 0- Kept getting tackled, losing possession, didn't run at their left back at all. Dire.
Jarrett-0- Didn't notice he played.
Cook- 4- Not fair to give him a 0 as he didn't get a chance.

 

[Lokki 7]

Kuipers - 7
Whing - 8
Cox - 6

Everyone else earned their salary dishonestly and should offer it back.

 

[Rookie]

Love the mix of ratings on here, it's like the people who gave ratings were watching different games from each other.