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Not true. If you bought a tea cup from John Lewis you'd expect quality. Argos not so.
When I moved to Brighton I treated myself to some new crockery and I invested in John Lewis with the expectation none of the handles will fall off. 9 years later they're holding firm.
That's not my point, and you know that.
You're comparing the expectations of the quality and reliability of an inanimate object (which has one function) and a blonde haired Paul Nicholas-lookalike human being (which has four - or possibly even more - functions) in life.