Winker
CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE
Can't go because of medical stuff.
Taking bowel prep in advance of a colonoscopy on Monday.
Squeeky bum time is pretty much guaranteed whatever happens in the match.
....by 'Squeeky' I mean apocalyptic shitting.
still looking forward to it (the game, not the tube).
UTA.
I had a colonoscopy booked for the morning after an evening game at the Amex.
I took the first dose of laxatives in the early afternoon to let them err... pass through before the game and took the second dose when I got back home.
Ended up going to bed in the early hours of the morning of the procedure but it was worth it all round!