clapham_gull
Legacy Fan
- Aug 20, 2003
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Off to Newcastle as Pardew's number 2, just reported on Football League Show.
That is after sacking Lere Hendrie at Bradford
AP: I'd like you to be my number 2 here at Newcastle. Interested?
PT: Thanks for the opportunity, Alan. Yes, I'd love to be Newcastle manager. You'll still need to cover me when I go on holiday though.
AP: You misunderstand, I will be number 1, you will be number 2.
PT: No, I completely understand. Last time you said that, we finished ten points clear of your shower of shit, yet apparently you were the number one team in the division. I just presumed you didn't understand what numbers one and two actually meant.
AP: Oh.