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Peter Canning, Lust For Life!



Freddie Goodwin.

Well-known member
Mar 31, 2007
7,186
Brighton
The famous Peter Canning is 45 today.

Extra supplies of apple juice have been drafted in and he'll be at the Battle Of Trafalgar this afternoon.

All leave has been cancelled in the B&H Hospital Trust and the A&E is on full alert. Council officials will also be standing by to repair any roads or pavements damaged in the inevitable tumble.

HSA shares are also down in anticipation of another large claim.

The public at large are asked to avoid the station & Trafalgar Street area. Should he roll your way, women should keep a safe distance. Although harmless, you will be subject to his usual chat up line of "Your gorgeous, you are" and you must keep out of touching distance for fear he may tumble on you. His unsteady stance is due to "small ear" syndrome.

Oh, Pete has said he'll be "low key" today to save himself for the sporting weekend.

Yeah, right!

:drink:
 






Have a nice one, I'm 46 tomorrow. Hopefully, catch up with yer alllllllllll around a LOndon game.
 




Scoffers

Well-known member
Jan 13, 2004
6,868
Burgess Hill
Peter Canning we love you, love you we do
:bowdown::bowdown:


Congrats to the Legend :drink:
 






CHAPPERS

DISCO SPENG
Jul 5, 2003
45,097
Happy Birthday!!

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The Keeper

New member
Oct 22, 2005
540
West Sussex
Happy Birthday Sir Canning!!
Is it not time Dick Knight gave Pete the perfect present by naming the new stadium after him??
The Canning arena?
Petes paradise?
The cardinals cathedral?
Fatty taxmans stadium?
Who up for helping out with the bumps ???
:drink::drink::whisky::whisky::drink::whisky::drink::whisky::albion2:
 


Scoffers

Well-known member
Jan 13, 2004
6,868
Burgess Hill
Happy Birthday Sir Canning!!
Is it not time Dick Knight gave Pete the perfect present by naming the new stadium after him??
The Canning arena?
Petes paradise?
The cardinals cathedral?
Fatty taxmans stadium?
Who up for helping out with the bumps ???
:drink::drink::whisky::whisky::drink::whisky::drink::whisky::albion2:

Or the "End Up In Chichester Arena"

As for the Bumps, maybe we could ask the contractors at Falmer to lend us a crane
 






seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,946
Crap Town
Happy Birthday Mr Taxman. Is Peter drinking to celebrate his birthday today and continuing to do so tomorrow as its an early kickoff at Port Vale ?
 


seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,946
Crap Town
Drinking at the Battle of Trafalgar means there is a good chance of him getting on the right train tomorrow.
 
















Scoffers

Well-known member
Jan 13, 2004
6,868
Burgess Hill




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