[Albion] Pascal Gross chant

[lq1300]

Overdue a good one & his name sung properly.

To the ex Caicedo chant (Voulez-Vous)

Pascal Grosssss
aha
Came from Germany
aha
To win Europa League
aha
We’re all going to Dublinnnnn

 

[West Upper Seagull]

Overdue a good one & his name sung properly.

To the ex Caicedo chant (Voulez-Vous)

Pascal Grosssss
aha
Came from Germany
aha
To win Europa League
aha
We’re all going to Dublinnnnn

Could be a very short lived chant though if we don’t go all the way to Dublin ! And even if we did win it, the last line would still need to change for next season.

For longevity you could replace ‘to win the EL’ with ‘To Sussex by the Sea’ and then need to think of a catchy last line. Was trying to think of something that referenced Der Kaiser !

 

[telboyWotR]

To the tune of Another One Bites the Dust:
Duh duh duh
Another Cruyff turn from Gross,
Duh duh duh,
Another Cruyff turn from Gross,
And another Cruyff turn
And another Cruyff turn
Another Cruyff turn from Gross
HE'S GONNA GET YOU TOO!
Another Cruyff turn from Gross

 

[scoobiewhite]

I was thinking about a chant to the tune of 'Heads and shoulders, knees and toes' because everyone knows that tune...


When we need assists its Pascal Gross, Pascal Gross

When we need a goal its Pascal Gross, Pascal Gross

And if you try to stop his twinkle toes

Hell turn you inside out its Pascal Gross, Pascal Gross

 

[scoobiewhite]

I was thinking about a chant to the tune of 'Heads and shoulders, knees and toes' because everyone knows that tune...


When we need assists its Pascal Gross, Pascal Gross

When we need a goal its Pascal Gross, Pascal Gross

And if you try to stop his twinkle toes

Hell turn you inside out its Pascal Gross, Pascal Gross

Its certainly got his name in there plenty of times

 

[scoobiewhite]

To the tune of Another One Bites the Dust:
Duh duh duh
Another Cruyff turn from Gross,
Duh duh duh,
Another Cruyff turn from Gross,
And another Cruyff turn
And another Cruyff turn
Another Cruyff turn from Gross
HE'S GONNA GET YOU TOO!
Another Cruyff turn from Gross

Thats a good one

 

[Is it PotG?]

To the tune of Another One Bites the Dust:
Duh duh duh
Another Cruyff turn from Gross,
Duh duh duh,
Another Cruyff turn from Gross,
And another Cruyff turn
And another Cruyff turn
Another Cruyff turn from Gross
HE'S GONNA GET YOU TOO!
Another Cruyff turn from Gross

We can't get the tempo of SbtS correct, good luck with this one

 

[TudorApples]

To the tune of Let’s Groove by Earth, Wind & Fire:

Pascal Groß
He’s scoring goals
He’s onside (onside)
All the time

 

[Alba Badger]

I still stand by my Pascal Gross sung to the tune of "Baby Shark..."

Pascal Gross doot doot de doot de doot, Pascal Gross doot doot de doot de doot, Pascal Gross doot doot de doot de doot, PASCAL GROSS and repeat.

I don't care what you think, it works and is great. *sticks tongue out and blows raspberry

 

[Gazwag]

To the tune of Another One Bites the Dust:
Duh duh duh
Another Cruyff turn from Gross,
Duh duh duh,
Another Cruyff turn from Gross,
And another Cruyff turn
And another Cruyff turn
Another Cruyff turn from Gross
HE'S GONNA GET YOU TOO!
Another Cruyff turn from Gross

Been singing "Another assist for Gross" for ages

 

[Wozza]

He’s Pascal Gross and he is f**king good

Dur-dur, Dur-dur-dur-dur, Dur-dur…

He plays in all positions, yeah, that's understood

Dur-dur, Dur-dur-dur-dur, Dur-dur…

He came from a German city which is on the Rhine

Dur-dur, Dur-dur-dur-dur, Dur-dur…

To become our greatest player of all time

Dur-dur, Dur-dur-dur-dur, Dur-dur…

[repeat]

 

[BBassic]

Feel like he deserves something in German. Perhaps a reworked Rammstein song. Complete with smuggled in pyros.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Just repurpose the Caicedo one.
Pascal Gross, he came from Germany, to…ach scheisse. Nothing rhymes. I even used this: https://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Word=germany&typeofrhyme=adv&loc=advlink

 

[BNthree]

Did I imagine it or have I heard the chant "he's here. he's there. he's everyfuckingwhere. Pascal Gross, Pascal Gross"

 

[Keith the Kipper]

Aye aye Pascal Pascal Gross. Singing aye aye Pascal Pascal Gross. Singing aye aye Pascal, aye aye Pascal, aye aye Pascal Pascal Gross (with due respect to Ashley Barnes!)

 

[Man of Harveys]

Aye aye Pascal Pascal Gross. Singing aye aye Pascal Pascal Gross. Singing aye aye Pascal, aye aye Pascal, aye aye Pascal Pascal Gross (with due respect to Ashley Barnes!)

I like it

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Ting Tings - Shut up and let me go

Shut up, it's Pascal Gross
He's class, I tell you so
Like the last time, you will watch his hips
He'll Cruyff turn and off he goes

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

There She Goes - The La's


Pascal Gross
Pascal Gross again
What a football brain
And you just can't contain
He's Cruyff turned you again

 

[scoobiewhite]

Ting Tings - Shut up and let me go

Shut up, it's Pascal Gross
He's class, I tell you so
Like the last time, you will watch his hips
He'll Cruyff turn and off he goes

Will people know the tune? Im an old fart, Ive heard of the Ting Tings, but couldnt hum the tune, thats why classics, nursery rhymes etc work so well

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

The Specials - Ghost Town

This turn (aaaahhhh)
It's coming, it's a Gross turn