Panto Season is upon us so it makes sense to ask NSC .....

[Digweeds Trousers]

If I was not upon the stage, someone else I'd like to be
If I were not upon the stage a ******* I would be


Well then fellow Nsc'ers - I hope you all know the famous panto song above - if you weren't upon the stage that is you every day life - what would you be?

For me - I would be a fat tabby cat (preferably not neutered)

I thank you.

 

[Gluteus Maximus]

Oh no you wouldn't

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

its behind you

 

[Dave the OAP]

If I was not upon the stage, someone else I'd like to be
If I were not upon the stage a pair of Keira Nightly's panties I would be