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Panther of Preston Park?







bright1064

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Dec 21, 2007
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Brighton
Seeing as it's fairly near to Withers, we should see if we can get it to join the club and play at centre back for us.

That would GUARANTEE clean sheets, and ultimately relagation safety :clap:
 


Bevendean Hillbilly

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Sep 4, 2006
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Nestling in green nowhere
Seeing as it's fairly near to Withers, we should see if we can get it to join the club and play at centre back for us.

That would GUARANTEE clean sheets, and ultimately relagation safety :clap:

I believe he is already contracted to Sunderland as a Mascot -cum- guard cat.
 


Marc

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Jul 6, 2003
25,267
I thought I saw a big black cat in the Fulking area a couple of weeks ago, the sheep in the next field were running scared but I was too far away to make a definitive judgment.
 


bright1064

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Dec 21, 2007
4,513
Brighton
According to the report, they cover an area of 70-80 odd square miles. So the ol' black cat could be ANYWHERE as I write this. Could even be waiting for me outside! :s
 




jevs

Well-known member
Mar 24, 2004
4,375
Preston Rock Garden
I've worked in the rockery for 10 years and never seen anything anything other than a fox and its babies....and i start early in the morning and usually keep my eye out for things.
 


Scotty Mac

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Jul 13, 2003
24,405
maybe it will eat micky adams
 










Scotty Mac

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Jul 13, 2003
24,405
if it DID eat all three of them, that would also help dick knight avoid any potential paying up of contracts, which is a bonus. to be honest, and dont get me wrong here is i am not really into canabalism, but if somebody offered me FREE cockspur rum, i would probably eat one of them

cant believe NOBODY has thought of this as a feasible way to rid the club of the three stooges before now
 












Taybha

Whalewhine
Oct 8, 2008
27,681
Uwantsumorwat
No doubt if this cat that from memory has been roaming around sussex for 30 odd years when captured will be placed in a cage to protect it from speeding uninsured lithuanians.

You would of thought that if such a pussy existed in the wild down here ,rolf harris or the police would have caught it and mated it with a alsation by now.
 


portlock seagull

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Jul 28, 2003
17,793
I don't know what all the sarchasm and disbelief is about when these stories break. A big cat of some description was seen up in Balcombe a few months ago by 3 adults and a classroom of children yards from the school fence. How can dozens of witnesses all be wrong? Besides, they've also shot dead 2 in the countryside in recent years and have the bodies and pictures to show for it. I saw one being filmed and caught in outer London a few years ago on BBC SE and it hadn't escaped from any zoo according to the authorities. So they're definately out there, though it's highly likely the majority of sightings are mistaken (or hoax).
 




portlock seagull

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Jul 28, 2003
17,793
They were on that tube train when they all said no warning was given to the Brazilian electrician.

What the f***? :censored: What a bizare response! And no relevance to my comments either....:shrug:
 




Hove Lagoonery

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Dec 16, 2008
1,039
What the f***? :censored: What a bizare response! And no relevance to my comments either....:shrug:

Oh dear. This was a criticism of the police who lied about giving the warning, not of your comment. I was just quoting an example where a whole group of people saying the same thing were disbelieved.
 


portlock seagull

Well-known member
Jul 28, 2003
17,793
Oh dear. This was a criticism of the police who lied about giving the warning, not of your comment. I was just quoting an example where a whole group of people saying the same thing were disbelieved.


Ow, that explains it a little better! :thumbsup:
 


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