[News] Panic buying.

[Baker lite]

Remember when I said you were odd ? You seem intent on proving it yet again.

I’m glad you have a point.

 

[Hastings gull]

Remember when I said you were odd ? You seem intent on proving it yet again.

Look who's talking . .

 

[Durlston]

I tried buying a season ticket for next season at the Amex. The staff asked me on what days I wanted the matches......

 

[Beach Hut]

Tesco Holmbiush has zero pasta, head ache tablets and not many toilet rolls tonight.

I did a grand tour of Worthing Town Centre today, panic buying head ache tablets

 

[Motogull]

Fukk. I'm off to stock up on cocaine. You can't be too careful.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

This evening I’ve been to Lidl’s in Newhaven and Morrison’s in Seaford, neither of which had empty shelves. Yes it was busy with shoppers but all seemed normal and sensible.

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

The better half works part time for the local Waitrose and they were out of toilet roll yesterday. Wierd.

Still they managed to chuck away a load of perfectly good food though. OT but the wastage in supermarkets is criminal.

 

[Neil]

Why worry about the panic buying, you can still buy toilet rolls on Ebay for £400 a pack

 

[banjo]

If the wine starts running out I’m gonna start really panicking.

 

[peterward]

Tesco Holmbiush has zero pasta

Sauce?

head ache tablets

What a pain

and not many toilet rolls

No shit

 

[nicko31]

Was in the local Tesco's today, business as usual.

 

[Napier]

I thought this was the January transfer window thread.......

Edit - apologies, did not read previous posts, so missed HT's similar quip. That'll teach me to read before I post.

 

[A mex eyecan]

Was in the local Tesco's today, business as usual.

and there’s the problem, too many people doing their business as normal means they are not trying to cut back on their toilet roll consumption.

these people, no shit

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

At least it will solve the eternal problem of what to do with all those old football programmes

 

[wellquickwoody]

Went to Aldi this morning and everything was tickity boo - then went to Sainsburys and shelves were stripped. Loads of old people with boxes of cereal, rice, pasta, toilet rolls, pet food ( ?!??!! ) and soup in their trolleys. Me thinks it might be an old person thing.

Going to Sainsbury’s? Maybe.

 

[Durlston]

Since I started taking iron tablets from my doctor, I don't poo as much and when I do I only need one, maybe two wipes at the most.

I can make a roll last for weeks. So more for the toilet territory takers.

 

[Mr Bridger]

Going to Sainsbury’s? Maybe.

Cus maybe, should’ve bought your meat at Sainsbury,
And after all, there’s no toilet roll

 

[Durlston]

At least it will solve the eternal problem of what to do with all those old football programmes

Especially with David Belotti's face covered in shit from his programme notes in the mid-nineties.

 

[nickjhs]

same thing has happened here in Aus. No loo paper. What is it with toilet paper? People are nuts.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Remember when I said you were odd ? You seem intent on proving it yet again.

*cough* I have 'him' on ignore *cough*