Palarse songs for murray

[Stevegull]

No sure if this has been posted yet

http://www.cpfc.org/forums/showthread.php?t=221644

 

[Papa Lazarou]

doesn't even fit.

 

[Notters]

I've got one:


Wanker, wanker, wanker, wanker.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Well, they do seem to be having a jolly good time don't they

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Quite like this one, though

Glen Murray wooooah,
Glen Murray wooooah,
He knew the scum were shit,
That's why he f***ing quit,
Glen Murray wooooah,
Glen Murray wooooah

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

again- they have the absolute AUDACITY to call us gay

 

[Woodchip]

again- they have the absolute AUDACITY to call us gay

My thoughts exactly. It's like a little pikey sing-along. You can just imagine all their caravans in a circle around a campfire (probably of burning tyres) and them singing along to this while drinking cheap shit cider.

 

[Seagull27]

To be fair, this one's quite good

Oh we do like it when we thrash the seaweed
And in the Palace side is Glenn Murray!
Oh we do like to see the Brighton run run run
All the way back home from lovely South London
So just let's go out and thrash the seaweed
And run the Brighton scum and Mullery
And we'll watch the seaweed slide
With Glenn Murray in our side
'Cos we're the Palace - CPFC.

 

[wehatepalace]

To Tom Hark
Glenn Murray judas c***, Glenn Murray judas c***

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

To be fair, this one's quite good

Oh we do like it when we thrash the seaweed
And in the Palace side is Glenn Murray!
Oh we do like to see the Brighton run run run
All the way back home from lovely South London
So just let's go out and thrash the seaweed
And run the Brighton scum and Mullery
And we'll watch the seaweed slide
With Glenn Murray in our side
'Cos we're the Palace - CPFC.

that's camper than the f***ing village people!

 

[DannyBhoy]

He scores from the left,
he scores from the right,
craig mackail-smith.......
Makes murray look shite!!!!!!!!

 

[Surrey_Albion]

Personaly I think they are in for a shock, I hope he produces as much as he did for us in his first season

 

[AMEXican Wave]

They really are building him up to be world class arn't they?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

It's all going rather well. If they'd signed a bloke on a free from any other League One side who scored 22 goals last season they'd have absolutely zero expectation, some would even be complaining about Palace's lack of ambition.

But because it's Murray and it's us, they're all building him up as some kind of legend. They've genuinely no idea about his attitude to life & football. I'm rather looking forward to seeing how this one pans out

 

[Silent Bob]

Adam's gonna get ya

 

[saafend_seagull]

Quite like this one, though

Glen Murray wooooah,
Glen Murray wooooah,
He knew the scum were shit,
That's why he f***ing quit,
Glen Murray wooooah,
Glen Murray wooooah

hardly going to work when they are below us the whole season?!

 

[Davemania]

I do find their insults a little tame at times... the seaweedsoh no they just called me a seaweed lol. Our traditional ones are a lot more psychotic sounding a la go and get your gun and shoot the palace scum. Not that its necessarily a good thing but its carries a bit more venom

 

[Silent Bob]

Glen Murray (clap twice or the drum twice) Glen Murray (clap twice or the drum twice)
Scoring goals and signed him on a free

Glen Murray (clap twice or the drum twice) Glen Murray (clap twice or the drum twice)
Scoring goals and signed him on a free

Adam Ant Prince Charming



Most of the songs on there make the songs people make up on here look good.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I do find their insults a little tame at times... the seaweedsoh no they just called me a seaweed lol. Our traditional ones are a lot more psychotic sounding a la go and get your gun and shoot the palace scum. Not that its necessarily a good thing but its carries a bit more venom

Ah, you see I actually think the Seaweed one is quite good, it's better than "Palarse", to be honest.

 

[Everest]

My Generation.

He will take the Palace down
(Glen Murray's got no ambition)
He's so shit he'll go to ground
(Glen Murray's got no ambition)

Hat, coat, gone.