Palace supporter's cunning plan

[scousefan]

I've just come home on a plane from Brussels to Manchester and was sat next to a Palace supporter. He was dressed in full kit and apparently going to an away game at Bolton. He asked me where I came from. When I said Liverpool, he seemed to assume I was a Liverpool supporter.

He was spouting off about all the away games he's been to and then started mouthing off about Brighton and Millwall. At first I kept quiet and he was boasting about all the "Brighton faggots" he'd beaten up in his youth.

He claimed that he'd visited the Amex last year and came up with the most ridiculous story. He said that he and his mates had spread bird food with laxatives in all around the ground "so that the seagulls and pigeons would shit all over the Brighton supporters".

As we were getting off I pointed out that I was a seagull supporter and would be putting his story on North Stand Chat if he would like to comment.

What a prat!

 

[Drumstick]

I've just come home on a plane from Brussels to Manchester and was sat next to a Palace supporter. He was dressed in full kit and apparently going to an away game at Bolton. He asked me where I came from. When I said Liverpool, he seemed to assume I was a Liverpool supporter.

He was spouting off about all the away games he's been to and then started mouthing off about Brighton and Millwall. At first I kept quiet and he was boasting about all the "Brighton faggots" he'd beaten up in his youth.

He claimed that he'd visited the Amex last year and came up with the most ridiculous story. He said that he and his mates had spread bird food with laxatives in all around the ground "so that the seagulls and pigeons would shit all over the Brighton supporters".

As we were getting off I pointed out that I was a seagull supporter and would be putting his story on North Stand Chat if he would like to comment.

What a prat!

What a idiot, did he have soup stains on his shirt?

 

[Hove Seagull]

"Full Kit"? What, like shorts and socks as well? What a pillock.

 

[Braders]

"Full Kit"? What, like shorts and socks as well? What a pillock.

Just because I can.
Full-kit Wankers Showcasing

 

[Mackenzie]

Where was his carer?

 

[scousefan]

No I shouldn't have said full kit - just a shirt and I saw a scarf as well. I didn't look for soup stains. I should also have asked if his name was Nigel!

 

[TheMajor]

Palace supporter not living in Croydon shock !

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

No I shouldn't have said full kit - just a shirt and I saw a scarf as well. I didn't look for soup stains. I should also have asked if his name was Nigel!

The image is better in full kit LOL!

 

[chucky1973]

typical palace fan by the sounds of it, full of it until face to face.

 

[pauldcpfc]

Palace supporter not living in Croydon shock !

Anywhere north of Purley Oaks station is a dump. I wouldn't want to live in Croydon (where's the stabbing smiley emoticon thing?)

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Anywhere north of Purley Oaks station is a dump. I wouldn't want to live in Croydon (where's the stabbing smiley emoticon thing?)

We don't have a specific Croydon smiley , will this do ?

 

[brighton_tom]

That 'cunning plan' is ridiculous and untrue...

So instead of enjoying his day out at the football he spent it pointlessly feeding the birds.

What a retard...

 

[scousefan]

I should add that he definitely did come from Croydon or thereabouts. He had been in Brussels for a brief visit!

 

[brightn'ove]

full kit wanker

 

[Mints]

I've just come home on a plane from Brussels to Manchester and was sat next to a Palace supporter. He was dressed in full kit and apparently going to an away game at Bolton. He asked me where I came from. When I said Liverpool, he seemed to assume I was a Liverpool supporter.

He was spouting off about all the away games he's been to and then started mouthing off about Brighton and Millwall. At first I kept quiet and he was boasting about all the "Brighton faggots" he'd beaten up in his youth.

He claimed that he'd visited the Amex last year and came up with the most ridiculous story. He said that he and his mates had spread bird food with laxatives in all around the ground "so that the seagulls and pigeons would shit all over the Brighton supporters".

As we were getting off I pointed out that I was a seagull supporter and would be putting his story on North Stand Chat if he would like to comment.

What a prat!

Unfortunately you don't come out as being much better than him - I am going to tell NSC!

 

[scousefan]

Unfortunately you don't come out as being much better than him - I am going to tell NSC!

No - I told him he was a pathetic waste of a human being and didn't deserve to be called a football fan. I said I would put his ridiculous story on NSC and invited him to come on here to comment.

What would you have done? I'm too old to start brawling and its not a great idea on a plane!

 

[tgretton87]

Unfortunately you don't come out as being much better than him - I am going to tell NSC!

What did you want him to do have a row on a plane!