palace fan outed at work, what to do?

[Mowgli]

He has always been really quiet when it comes to football but yesterday chat turned to champions league final at which point the palace fan was made known to me.


His last day today as well as he moves to a new job on Tuesday, any ideas what can be done before 5pm comes round?

 

[seagullondon]

shit on his desk?

 

[tinx]

Take all the screw out of his desk chair so when he sits down he collapses in a heap on the floor, like Palace hopefully will do next season.

 

[Mackenzie]

Hide his paper clips.

 

[pork pie]

Make sure you all buy him a Brighton shirt for his leaving present.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Has to be stapler in jelly

 

[Shooting Star]

Has to be stapler in jelly

This.

 

[Marc]

Cover his desk/chair/monitor/everything in BHA wrapping paper with a card saying "Happy Survival Battle for 2011/12"


then PUNCH him in the FACE!

 

[Everest]

Get Greer to pay him a visit.
I've heard he likes holding heads in the air.

 

[Scoffers]

Wish him all the best for next season

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

Bang his Missus in front of him even if she does look like Johnny Weissmuller.

 

[moggy]

then PUNCH him in the FACE!

LOL

 

[little al]

Give him a kiss.

 

[bhaexpress]

Feel sorry for the poor bastard, I mean, a lifetime of support Palace, can you imagine anything worse ?

 

[little al]

Feel sorry for the poor bastard, I mean, a lifetime of support Palace, can you imagine anything worse ?

A season supporting Brighton?

 

[bhaexpress]

A season supporting Brighton?

That would be the reward for anybody not attending a Palace 'Player of the Season' ceremony.

 

[Giraffe]

Make him a cup of coffee and shit in it. The excitement will probably mean it's a runny one so he won't notice.....for a while.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

My boss is a Palace fan, rather plastic though, goes to one game a season and never knows what the fixtures are so it doesn't bother me that much.

 

[8ace]

Give him a reacharound.

 

[Twizzle]

bum him thoroughly, calling him your bitch.