Palace Fan infecting the Pool

[Birdie Boy]

I was just playing in the hotel pool in Orlando and this pikey walked past with a Palace shirt on! So, what do I do;

a) shout scum, pikey twat at him
b) thump him
c) enter into intelligent and articulate conversation with him (probably impossible but hey)
d) ask him how many caravans he sold to be able to afford to come out here
e) tell him I will see him on 1st December
f) ignore him

Ok, guys, let me know what I should do? b) is out, so no illegal stuff that will get me kicked out of the counttry and never to return!

 

[Conkers]

You'll need one of these bad boys first though.

 

[philsussex]

Call rent-o-kill. They eradicate vermin for you.

 

[Mackenzie]

I'd go and have a chat with him, you'll probably have a good bit of banter.

 

[Left Back]

Most people go on holiday for a change. Ask him why he spends his holiday at the Mickey mouse park, having spent all year supporting a Mickey mouse club.

 

[spongy]

I'd go for A myself, the fact that someone else there would say something that he understands in a foreign country would amuse me just looking at his confused expression.

And it could well lead to a fair bit of friendly banter if he has any kind of sense of humour..

 

[Birdie Boy]

Thunder and lightening now, pool is shut, not sure where he is. Will look out for him though and have a bit of banter!

 

[Skinthead]

I had the same problem a few years ago Menorca, my lad who was only 4 at the time tried to be mates with the scummers son! I put him right on that score & warned him about going in the pool if either of them were in pool!, (water contamination) found out that he was a Dustman & when I got a bit closer the scummer had CPFC as a home made tattoo on his ear lobe!! just incase he forgot I suppose?

 

[StonehamPark]

CPFC as a home made tattoo on his ear lobe!! just incase he forgot I suppose?

 

[Kent Seagull]

To be honest you're better off talking football with a Palace fan than a Man Utd one, at least he will have been to games and much as I hate to admit it Palace fans seem to be quite knowledgable about football. A bit of banter is good!

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Abc or f !!

 

[Triggaaar]

Plant something on him and get him arrested. Then at the end of the holiday, leave him a subtle note.

 

[OSRGull]

Either have genuine football conversation with a bit of bant or just ignore him, best thing to do really.

 

[TheBigUnit]

I was just playing in the hotel pool in Orlando and this pikey walked past with a Palace shirt on! So, what do I do;

a) shout scum, pikey twat at him
b) thump him
c) enter into intelligent and articulate conversation with him (probably impossible but hey)
d) ask him how many caravans he sold to be able to afford to come out here
e) tell him I will see him on 1st December
f) ignore him

Ok, guys, let me know what I should do? b) is out, so no illegal stuff that will get me kicked out of the counttry and never to return!

Definitely (a) shout scum, pikey twat at him!

 

[Worthingite]

Either have genuine football conversation with a bit of bant or just ignore him, best thing to do really.

God I hate that word. "Bants" or "Banter" is what thick people use when they are being offensive!!!! Without being disrespectful to you of course!! It's me with the problem, I have to work 3 seats away from a complete cnutsack who uses the word "bants" all the time. "Epic Bants" when he REALLY pisses people off. Drives me insane.

 

[Horsham Gull]

The maturity of some people on this forum never cease to amaze me

 

[Worthingite]

Definitely (a) shoot scum, while yelling "pikey twat" at him!

Corrected for you mate, you can do it too in Florida. It's legal there.

 

[Everest]

To be honest you're better off talking football with a Palace fan than a Man Utd one, at least he will have been to games

Have you not seen their attendances?

 

[OSRGull]

God I hate that word. "Bants" or "Banter" is what thick people use when they are being offensive!!!! Without being disrespectful to you of course!! It's me with the problem, I have to work 3 seats away from a complete cnutsack who uses the word "bants" all the time. "Epic Bants" when he REALLY pisses people off. Drives me insane.

Come on mate, only a bit of bant

 

[TheBigUnit]

Come on mate, only a bit of bant

This !