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P Y Gerbeau Wants To Become Prime Minister



GUNTER

New member
Jul 9, 2003
4,373
Brighton
Could it happen?

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Pierre Yves Gerbeau (man behind the Millennium dome) has stated he could run the country.

A french born prime minister for England?

P.Y. Believes it is possible and he would like the job within the next 20 years. ???
 
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GUNTER

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Jul 9, 2003
4,373
Brighton
He's also getting married to Tv newsreader Kate Sanderson (who is a bit of a plain Jane)

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Rougvie

Rising Damp
Aug 29, 2003
5,131
Hove, f***ing ACTUALLY.
Hasnt she got a glass eye ?
 








Seagulltonian

C'mon the Albion!
Oct 2, 2003
2,773
Still Somewhere in Sussex!
Might be worth talking to, to try and get him to invest in the Albion, as his Company now owns Brighton Marina :drink:
 


Superseagull

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
2,123
I'm sure he would love to be able fit a 25,000 capacity stadium down at the marina - but it ain't ever going to happen!
 
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Mr Fridge

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Oct 13, 2004
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No, this is not he US you only need to be a British citizen and get enough people to vote for you.

and what's wrong with Kate Sanderson? Surely she has more taste than to marry this Euro Disney Director of Car Parks?
 


GUNTER

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Jul 9, 2003
4,373
Brighton
Mr Fridge said:
and what's wrong with Kate Sanderson? Surely she has more taste than to marry this Euro Disney Director of Car Parks?

Even he says he can't understand what she is doing with a short, fat ugly frenchman!

Poor old PY, his self depricating humour will stand him in good stead for running our country! :lolol:
 






Mr Fridge said:
No, this is not he US you only need to be a British citizen and get enough people to vote for you.
I'm not even sure that this is a legal requirement.

Surely all you need to become Prime Minister is to be appointed to the job by Her Gracious Majesty?

I grant you that she is unlikely to appoint any old riff-raff to the job (eg Gordon Brown), but I think she can. You don't even have to be elected to parliament (although I guess it would make it difficult to do the job properly, not that "doing the job properly" seems to bother Blair).

And is British citizenship still a requirement for election to parliament? Can't any EU citizen stand?
 


Jul 5, 2003
12,644
Chertsey
Lord Bracknell said:
And is British citizenship still a requirement for election to parliament? Can't any EU citizen stand?

i would have thought that it would come under the internal market brought with the EU - so then, i would have thought if he's an eu citizen (which he is) then he can!
 


Set of Tracksuits

Active member
Oct 27, 2003
1,511
Leicester
Don't you have to be a member of the Church of England or something? Not that that would be a problem for him, but I thought that was the only requirement. Or is that something else?

I've confused myself now.
 




Tooting Gull

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Jul 5, 2003
11,033
Obviously everyone should hate the Gerbil, since he's at the same time French, a bumptious little publicity-seeking egomaniac, and convinced he's the best thing since sliced baguette.

However, a man who can have been involved in any way with the Dome and still brazenly want to be constantly on TV claiming he can run stuff must have something going for him, even if it's a complete reality breakdown.
 
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A French citizen can't become an MP (although I still think the Queen can appoint anyone she wants as Prime Minister).

MPs don't have to be British Citizens, though. They can be Irish, Aussies, Jamaicans, etc.

From the Electoral Commission website:-

To become a Member of Parliament:

• A person must be 21 years old or over and be a British
citizen, a citizen of another Commonwealth country or
the Republic of Ireland. Citizens of other European
Union countries are not eligible.

• Candidates must be proposed and seconded by
two electors in the constituency in which the candidate
is standing, in addition to eight others (called
subscribers) who are also electors in that constituency.

• A person can stand as a candidate for a party only if
the nomination paper is submitted with a certificate of
authorisation of candidature issued by or on behalf of
the Nominating Officer of a registered political party.

• Any candidate can include a description on the
nomination paper that will be included beside the
name on the ballot paper. However, if a candidate is
standing independently, he/she can only have
‘Independent’ inserted beside their name. If the
candidate is standing for a registered political party, a
description of no more than six words may be included,
provided that they have produced a valid certificate of
authorisation from their party.

• For a nomination to be valid, the candidate must agree
to his/her nomination in writing up to one month before
the close of nominations. This must be witnessed by
one person and delivered to the Returning Officer.

• By the close of nominations, each candidate must
appoint an election agent to conduct the election
campaign on his or her behalf, otherwise he/she will
be required to act as the election agent.

• Along with their nomination documents, candidates
must submit a deposit of £500 to the Returning Officer.
If they poll less than one-twentieth of the total votes
cast, the deposit is forfeited.
 


Strike

Sussex Border Front
Mar 12, 2004
5,051
Three Bridges, Crawley
Tooting Gull said:
Obviously everyone should hate the Gerbil, since he's at the same time French, a bumptious little publicity-seeking egomaniac, and convinced he's the best thing since sliced baguette.

However, a man who can have been involved in any way with the Dome and still brazenly want to be constantly on TV claiming he can run stuff must have something going for him, even if it's a complete reality breakdown.

I agree with you there.
 






Cian

Well-known member
Jul 16, 2003
14,262
Dublin, Ireland
Was about the post the "You have to be British or Irish" thing - part of a reciprocal vote-swap agreement between the UK and Ireland - UK citizens can vote in Ireland as they can in the UK - council, european and general elections but not referendums and presidental elections, and vice versa. And if you can vote in an election, you can stand in it (in Ireland at least). ATM I don't think PY can even vote in UK general elections, only council and European...

The CHANCELLOR must be Church of England, as must the monarch. No other ports.
 


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