It has to be [MENTION=19735]Newshound[/MENTION] for me. [MENTION=19735]Newshound[/MENTION] is the faithful dog that brings the paper to its masters feet without fail each time it drops through the letterbox. He's always up for a chat and offers valuable information from credible sources.
[MENTION=22783]eBayhound[/MENTION] on the other hand is an egocentric pillock who can't see the wood for the trees with his endless spamming of shit online auction deals. He is a mangy dog I imagine to be equivalent to a balding daschund that has become so old it is basically a draught excluder that shits itself. I have also heard a rumour that [MENTION=22783]eBayhound[/MENTION] is infact SEB on a second account though this is as yet unconfirmed.
In conclusion [MENTION=19735]Newshound[/MENTION] > [MENTION=22783]eBayhound[/MENTION]