Can I put forward Mark Lawrenson as a player who actually played for us. Scott McGleish is a wanker is a wanker (for the older fan) and Joey Barton must be up there. Or are we talking about pundits, if so Mark Not So Bright would be my choice.
I steered clear of the obvious Palace diver Zaha, and went for Allardyce.
Can't stand his brand of football, his arrogance and I think he's a bullying type of personality. I remember in the Fergie years, he was part of an embarrassing little pack of lapdogs with Pulis and Bruce, who hung on Fergie's every word and ganged up on any manager who had the balls to stand up to any of them. Classic school yard bully.
Don't blame Evertonians for not warming to the bloke and his style.
Out of that list I went for Smug Eddie but where is Mark Hughes? Had he been on there I wouldn't have been able to choose between them.
And Poyet?! Really?! The guy who gave us some of the best football we've seen at this club, some of the best memories we will ever have and set us on this upward trajectory (obviously alongside TB)?!
I was torn between Pardew and Dean. I can't stand Pardew as he was a shìt footballer and is an utterly toilet manager. I may have softened towards Dean as his incompetence hasn't affected us too greatly. I do wish he'd be relegated though, to Hackney Marshes where he belongs.