Our dog has a pink tail

[pasty]

Anyone know how to get dried on gloss paint out of dog hair ?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

How does it smell?

 

[The Large One]

How does it smell?

To get to the other side.














Shit. Wrong gag.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Anyone know how to stop a dog barking and chasing the hoover nozzle around when your trying to get some housework done ?

 

[Simster]

Well wash your hands, I want the one with no nose.



Or something.

 

[The Large One]

How does it smell?

I said kiddly, diddle I?



























Oh bloody hell.

 

[clippedgull]

Anyone know how to get dried on gloss paint out of dog hair ?

Not sure, but we finished ours off by buying an extra tin!

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Anyone know how to stop a dog barking and chasing the hoover nozzle around whilst you pursue him with an erection ?

 

[johnnyjetlag]

How does it smell?

Like a dog? *coat*

 

[house your seagull]

are you sure that's his tail ... maybe he has, ahem, lipstick.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Like a dog? *coat*

*edit* like a dog covered in paint, shirley?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I said kiddly, diddle I?



























Oh bloody hell.

Nurse, he's doing it again...Nurse!

 

[pasty]

Not sure, but we finished ours off by buying an extra tin!

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

Anyone know how to stop a dog barking and chasing the hoover nozzle around when your trying to get some housework done ?

Stop doing the housework.

Anything else I can help you with while I'm here?

 

[binky]

Anyone know how to get dried on gloss paint out of dog hair ?

If it's anything like dried on gloss in cat hair, then you are going to have to cut it out.

 

[pasty]

If it's anything like dried on gloss in cat hair, then you are going to have to cut it out.

A post of experience perchance ?

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Has it got any legs?

*Attempts to generate another gag*

 

[The Large One]

Has it got any legs?

Footprints in the butter.

 

[binky]

A post of experience perchance ?

Indeed. The poor cat looked quite put out after half the fur on his bum had to be removed.
Did you know cats have very thin tails once there is no fur to cover them.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Footprints in the butter.

Anything you like, he cant hear you.