On the first day of Christmas...

[supaseagull]

...my true love sent to me...

 

[Paxton Dazo]

The Irish Navy in goal HOOT HOOT.

 

[Nemesis]

...my true love sent to me...

A vibrator with a battery

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

A Doug Loft in a pear tree

 

[skr80]

10 litres of Harvey's

 

[Don Quixote]

a chastisy belt with a spare key

 

[Paxton Dazo]

And The Irish Navy In Goal Hoot Hoot

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Twelve Warnocks whinging?

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive, Douuuuuuuuuuug Loooooooooofts

 

[Paxton Dazo]

And The Irish Navy In Goal Hoot Hoot

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Eleven Gerrards diving

 

[Paxton Dazo]

And The Irish Navy In Goal Hoot Hoot

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Ten Lampards munching

 

[The Large One]

Nine Fergies fuming

 

[Paxton Dazo]

8 Joe Kinnears.

 

[Paxton Dazo]

7 Mike England's.

 

[John Boy]

Two Kerry Mayos

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Six WAGS-a-shopping

 

[Paxton Dazo]

5 alan brazils.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Four Collymores