Olives. Yay or nay?

[Bozza]

I used to HATE them. HATE them I say. Then the foxy Italian MILF of a former girlfriend made me eat one EVERY day. That was nearly 20 years ago.

They are DELICIOUS.

If you don't like them you have the taste buds of a CHILD. You probably don't like PICKLED WALNUTS either.

GROW UP!

Well said that man - I used pretty much the same analogy to [MENTION=3566]hans kraay fan club[/MENTION] earlier today.

Young - hate olives and Guiness.
Growns up - love both of the above.

 

[Easy 10]

Tapenade dip for the breadstick, sir.

You can shove your tapenade up your arse, sir.

Any Tizer though ?

 

[Simster]

Easy tiger.

I love olives but if I had to choose between olives and cheese&pineapple, I'd find myself in quite a conundrum, I can tell you.

I'm not saying there isn't room for life's simple things like the fabled cheese & pineapple combo, it's just that you will find them on the kid's table along with all the other treats that olive haters like to indulge in, such as Happy Shopper Wotsits and grim, unrecognisable, fatty finger-food that Iceland probably sell by the tray of 150 for £1.49.

 

[Colossal Squid]

You can shove your tapenade up your arse, sir.

Any Tizer though ?

What, so you can mix it with the 20 year old Isle of Jura single malt that the ADULTS are enjoying?

I don't think so sonny Jim. Be off with you

 

[Easy 10]

What, so you can mix it with the 20 year old Isle of Jura single malt that the ADULTS are enjoying?

I don't think so sonny Jim. Be off with you

SHIT party anyway.

*flounce*

 

[hans kraay fan club]

What, so you can mix it with the 20 year old Isle of Jura single malt that the ADULTS are enjoying?

I don't think so sonny Jim. Be off with you

Afraid not squid boy.

I'll have snaffled the Jura, along with half the stilton and a box of oatcakes. I had it away, before the try-hards had finished congratulating each other on how divine the olives are, through their forced smiles.

 

[brakespear]

Love olives, especially green ones stuffed with jalapeno or lemon. Go lovely with a beer.

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[Simster]

Afraid not squid boy.

I'll have snaffled the Jura, along with half the stilton and a box of oatcakes. I had it away, before the try-hards had finished congratulating each other on how divine the olives are, through their forced smiles.

There's only one try hard round here, and that's you trying hard to be an adult.

Olive hater = child. Factoid I'm afraid. Would you like a plastic glass of Dr Pepper?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

There's only one try hard round here, and that's you trying hard to be an adult.

Olive hater = child. Factoid I'm afraid. Would you like a plastic glass of Dr Pepper?

No thanks.

Please though, continue to enlighten me on how its terribly grown up, to 'educate' your palate to tolerate a food your initial NATURAL reaction is to despise.

 

[Simster]

No thanks.

Please though, continue to enlighten me on how its terribly grown up, to 'educate' your palate to tolerate a food your initial NATURAL reaction is to despise.

It's a bit like the birds and bees. You'll learn when you grow up son. *pats head*

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Some things are worth teaching your taste buds to enjoy. Beer is a fine example... all kids hate beers but it's worth seeing that through. OLIVES are not in the same league as beer, and hence they should be consigned to the dustbin of life.

 

[Notters]

Afraid not squid boy.

I'll have snaffled the Jura, along with half the stilton and a box of oatcakes. I had it away, before the try-hards had finished congratulating each other on how divine the olives are, through their forced smiles.

No chance mate, you'll be contained with the other kiddies in one of these.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

It's a bit like the birds and bees. You'll learn when you grow up son. *pats head*

Just cut and paste, from page 1 - the first time you used the same 'child' argument. The 'Yay' camp, clearly have nothing else.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Some things are worth teaching your taste buds to enjoy. Beer is a fine example... all kids hate beers but it's worth seeing that through. OLIVES are not in the same league as beer, and hence they should be consigned to the dustbin of life.

Wise words.

 

[Simster]

Some things are worth teaching your taste buds to enjoy. Beer is a fine example... all kids hate beers but it's worth seeing that through. OLIVES are not in the same league as beer, and hence they should be consigned to the dustbin of life.

Nothing is in the same league as beer really though, so are you consigning EVERYTHING you disliked as a child into that there dustbin?

 

[Gully]

Yes, but only really like decent black ones like kalamata, not over fond of the green or stuffed varieties.

 

[joker]

Green Olives a food of beauty

 

[Easy 10]

This is Simster, this is:

"Oooh, lah-de-dah, look at me I've got a little olive on a stick floating about in my £10 half-a-mouthful cocktail, aren't I quite the HEIGHT of socialite sophistication ? Look, I've even got my little PINKIE pointing out at a jaunty angle"

*simper*

 

[perseus]

With the red peppers inside. But not as good as mini-gherkins. Black ones (w/o pips) go in the tomato stew.

If you didn't know it was hummus, would you eat it?

 

[Easy 10]

If you didn't know it was hummus, would you eat it?

No.
Because it looks like the contents of a soiled nappy.