Old Football Songs

[Gregory2Smith1]

recall any?

hit 'em on the head,hit 'em on the head with a baseball bat,on the head,on the head

your going home in a sussex ambulance

celtic-rangers,celtic-rangers,celtic-rangers

your never make the station

 

[Moshe Gariani]

recall any?

your never make the station

I'm surprised that a retro chants thread starter includes this modern day abomination...

 

[GT49er]

Shoot for the goal, Brighton, shoot for the goal;
Fear not the City backs, for they're up the pole'
Get past the half backs; keep the ball on the roll,
Let the forwards have it, and shoot for the goal.

We could learn a lot from the fans of 1910!
(Tune by Rizzle Kicks, was it?)

 

[Doc Lynam]

If you've had Bellotti's wife clap your hands

 

[Durlston]

"We don't want no, we don't want no, we don't want no f***ing seats!" around the time it was announced that stadiums would become all-seater in the Taylor report after the Hillsborough disaster in 1989.

 

[GT49er]

If you've had Bellotti's wife clap your hands

Not heard Bellotti's wife and clap mentioned in the same sentence like that before!

 

[Hugh'sDad]

where's your hand bag, where's your handbag, where's your handbag, Bobby Moore

 

[Weststander]

Lah lah lah lah, nick nick.

You're going to get your f***ing eads kicked in. (Normally when they scored first)

You're,just a scottish jew, Achibald. Archibald. (Sung to the Brit Cal advert tune, we'll take care more care of).


You looked in a dustbin for something to eat,
Found a dead rat band and thought it a treat,
In your (Northern/London/anywhere) slums.

 

[Chicken Runner61]

Tip Toe through the North Stand
Wiv yer boots on
Get your head kicked in!

 

[Chicken Runner61]

When the Red Red Robin goes bob bob bobin along
Shoot the bastard shoot the bastard shoot shoot shoot the bastard

 

[Chicken Runner61]

He's bald, He's bent his arse is up for rent (insert name here)

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

There was a fat old copper....

 

[maresfield seagull]

Kids are doing WW2 at school little one keeps singing Bless them all by Arthur Askey [cant do links to you tube sorry ] know the tune but cant remember the football version lyrics Can anyone help ?

 

[Chicken Runner61]

What...

Bless em all, Bless em all

the long the the short and the the tall
We are the Brighton (or was it albion?)
and we are the best
we are the albion so F*** all the rest...

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

For he's football crazy,
He's football mad,
The football it has taken away
The little bit o' sense he had,
And it would take a dozen servants
To wash his clothes and scrub,
Since Paul became a member of
That terrible football club.

 

[Chicken Runner61]

double post

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

...

 

[Chicken Runner61]

Hello Hello we are the Brighton boys
Hello Hello we are the Brighton Boys
and if you are a Palace fan surrender or you'll die
we all follow the Albion

 

[T soprano]

Palace boys make more noise playing with their tonka toys la la la la la la la la la

 

[Hugh'sDad]

Come on the Hi Hi