Oh for gods sake, I just lost....

[KingstonSeagull]

the game!

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Don't you mean "the plot" ?

 

[Brian Fantana]

You absolute *******. I hadn't lost in about 2 years.

 

[KingstonSeagull]

It is the first time I have lost it in years too

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Is it theoretically possible to have a scoreboard, as keeping score involves thinking about the game.

 

[KingstonSeagull]

Yeah you just have to hide it I guess...

 

[sten_super]

Oh you complete ****wit. I was at 3 years.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

I was doing SO well as well.

I just hadn't realised.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I'm out of the game now since my last client, Bernard, went in for his operation - something to do with his bladder, he told me - and never came out again. Thick, bristling moustache, a mole way hairier than its scent-led wriggling namesake on the area just beneath his right eye the longest follicle of which had to be trimmed to prevent iris tickling, and an extraordinarily small pecker. That was Bernard. I quietly visited his grave a few weeks later, leaving the crumbs of his favourite post-coital biscuit, a Bourbon, and a single tear both for his disappearance and for my last time in the service, concentrating now on on the deer-oriented underground butchers I've opened in south London - a crate of moose eggs finally afforded thanks to Bernard's kindly will soon to arrive.

 

[Brian Fantana]

This day has turned into an utter SHAMBLES.

 

[Ravids]

What on earth is everyone on about?

 

[Goldstone1976]

What on earth is everyone on about?

You're still winning, I see. Congratulations!

Google "the game"*









* You've just lost.

 

[brightn'ove]

FFS you ****ing ****

 

[Maximus]

I've only just started playing and I've lost already. This doesn't bode well.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

What on earth is everyone on about?

Your losing. Really quite badly.

You were probably doing really well before now.

 

[KingstonSeagull]

What on earth is everyone on about?

Welcome to The Game.

The first rule of the game you always mention the game....

 

[Goldstone1976]

Welcome to The Game.

He's been playing the game since birth. Today was simply the first time he lost.

 

[KingstonSeagull]

I went through a phase of losing it daily for about 2 years...

 

[Kumquat]

I'm out of the game now since my last client, Bernard, went in for his operation - something to do with his bladder, he told me - and never came out again. Thick, bristling moustache, a mole way hairier than its scent-led wriggling namesake on the area just beneath his right eye the longest follicle of which had to be trimmed to prevent iris tickling, and an extraordinarily small pecker. That was Bernard. I quietly visited his grave a few weeks later, leaving the crumbs of his favourite post-coital biscuit, a Bourbon, and a single tear both for his disappearance and for my last time in the service, concentrating now on on the deer-oriented underground butchers I've opened in south London - a crate of moose eggs finally afforded thanks to Bernard's kindly will soon to arrive.

This. Only post that makes total sense.

 

[KingstonSeagull]

lost again... bad times