Ogling

[Goring Gull]

Is it just me or does anyone esle check out nearly every half decent looking woman when wandering round town.

It's the only thing that makes shopping with the missus bearable - but wo be tide me should i get caught.

 

[Silent Bob]

It's good for your health.

 

[clippedgull]

Best to have a wank before heading to the Mall.

lowers the tetosterone levels.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I was always told staring is plain rude!

But I can live with that.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

The photo is quite remarkable

You have to perfect the ability of keeping your head straight ahead but managing to rotate your ends round to clock out the talent as it walks past. A Bit like an Owl really. After 13 years I got it down to a fine art.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Rotate your eyes round

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I think my life expectancy has dramatically increased

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

If wanking is good for you theres going to be quite a few centurians from the NSC members

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

smoking takes 6 years off your life, oggling tits adds 4-5 years , must oggle more tits

 

[Blackadder]

There would be something wrong with you if you didn't look.

The art is a subtle glance rather than at outright ogle.

I have been caught by my mrs glancing in my wing mirror to get a "rear view" once.

 

[Goring Gull]

There would be something wrong with you if you didn't look.

The art is a subtle glance rather than at outright ogle.

I have been caught by my mrs glancing in my wing mirror to get a "rear view" once.

In my youger days of modified turbo beasties my ex used to throw a wobbler when girls would clock myself and the car, was sitting at McDonalds one lunchtime with her at Arundel when 2 young fillies pulled up and asked if i'd give them a ride - to which i replied " you can have a spin in the car aswell" i only said it for a laugh, my god did i regret it.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Summer has many benefits, warm weather, long evenings, outdoor drinking,cricket and the acceptable wearing of shades.

 

[tedebear]

so we shop, whilst you "window" shop

 

[CHAPPERS]

In my youger days of modified turbo beasties my ex used to throw a wobbler when girls would clock myself and the car, was sitting at McDonalds one lunchtime with her at Arundel when 2 young fillies pulled up and asked if i'd give them a ride - to which i replied " you can have a spin in the car aswell" i only said it for a laugh, my god did i regret it.

Because it's so amazingly cringeworthy?

 

[tedebear]

Because it's so amazingly cringeworthy?

No, because he took her to McDonalds for lunch!!

 

[the right footed denilson]

Because it's so amazingly cringeworthy?

that, is the WAY of the samurai

 

[Goring Gull]

No, because he took her to McDonalds for lunch!!

Well you live a learn........ eventually.


Thing is i'd probably still do something as stupid now... Take the missus to Mcdonalds that is.

 

[Seagull Stew]

The best thing to do is to get a Mrs who will actively nudge you in the arm and say "Hey, look at the Fronty Lumpy Bumps on that one!" if you happen to be walking with her and one afore-mentioned lady wonders past without you noticing!

 

[Goring Gull]

Because it's so amazingly cringeworthy?

Funny enough if you've got enough front to say it, things like that actually work.

Once in Worthing one evening was with amate and it was lashing it down, these two girls walking to Rutherfords were getting soaked flagged us down for a lift.

They ended up back at our flat instead of at Rutherfords result.

 

[Blackadder]

Funny enough if you've got enough front to say it, things like that actually work.

Once in Worthing one evening was with amate and it was lashing it down, these two girls walking to Rutherfords were getting soaked flagged us down for a lift.

They ended up back at our flat instead of at Rutherfords result.

Well don't stop there!.......go on..!