[Misc] Official NSC Dog Bore Thread

[South Stand Bonfire]

My neighbours dog was yelping at 4.50am the other morning, not once did they say stop, or even let it back in the house. You're right selfish dicks.
I actually followed a car today swerving all over the road, as I got closer I saw why, the lady had her pet pooch in her lap between her and the steering wheel, this was on a 60mph road. Then blow me down with another 10 miles of driving I followed a car full of dogs and two humans, one in the back and one driving. One dog was hanging out of the passengers side window and very nearly being thrown into the road while going around roundabouts, the woman driving was all over the place.
Surely this has to be illegal?

It is. Your dog has to be under control in a car. We have a dog seat belt, one end clicks into the seat belt thing in the car and the other clips onto the dog harness.

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

On a balmy summer's evening, birds are singing and a tranquil peace fills the air.

Oh no, some selfish dick thinks it's OK to let his mutt sound off for 10 minutes because 'it's him having fun and it hurts nobody'.

Message mate....nobody else wants to hear your dog.

And another thing, fox owners! Completely irresponsible letting their foxes shag all night waking the whole neighbourhood up with their high pitch whining and grunting.

 

[BN9 BHA]

It is. Your dog has to be under control in a car. We have a dog seat belt, one end clicks into the seat belt thing in the car and the other clips onto the dog harness.

This.
I have a proper harness with a seat belt clip for my dog if she goes in my van, my wife has a cage in the car for the dog.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Pointless post unless the dog owner is reading this thread.

Did I not mention the yappy twat was sporting an 'RDZ Blue & White Army' t-shirt?
Unless he bought it from FB Marketplace of course.

 

[Is it PotG?]

And another thing, fox owners! Completely irresponsible letting their foxes shag all night waking the whole neighbourhood up with their high pitch whining and grunting.

My wife's snoring drowns that out.

In fact, it's hard to distinguish the two.

 

[zefarelly]

My wife's snoring drowns that out.

In fact, it's hard to distinguish the two.

Mrs Zef doesn't 'snore' just the occaisional trill! With the dog joining in and the foxes, I sleep in an HD surround sound melodic breeze.

occasionally awoken by my own Hippo like 'whispers'

 

[AlbionBro]

It is. Your dog has to be under control in a car. We have a dog seat belt, one end clicks into the seat belt thing in the car and the other clips onto the dog harness.

I thought it could be, as usual owners with lack of control, causing havoc in the pooch world. I had a lady say to me, just this Sunday while drinking a pint in a beer garden " if my dog keeps pestering you, please just swing your foot towards him and say go away Bruce."
Yes he had bitten the postman just last week. Some of the COVID dog owners are just out of control, what chance does the owner have? By the way Bruce kept bothering everyone.

 

[HeaviestTed]

I thought it could be, as usual owners with lack of control, causing havoc in the pooch world. I had a lady say to me, just this Sunday while drinking a pint in a beer garden " if my dog keeps pestering you, please just swing your foot towards him and say go away Bruce."
Yes he had bitten the postman just last week. Some of the COVID dog owners are just out of control, what chance does the owner have? By the way Bruce kept bothering everyone.

It’s ridiculous, we were in a pub last week eating and someone’s dog sat by our table begging for food, eventually they walked round to find it.

We went to Whitby last half term and there were so many dogs it was unbelievable, hopefully these covid owners won’t replace them and in a decade or so things can get back to normal

 

[Worried Man Blues]

Stop reading NSC and play

 

[AlbionBro]

It’s ridiculous, we were in a pub last week eating and someone’s dog sat by our table begging for food, eventually they walked round to find it.

We went to Whitby last half term and there were so many dogs it was unbelievable, hopefully these covid owners won’t replace them and in a decade or so things can get back to normal

Let's hope so, hopeful I will make a decade out also!

 

[AZ Gull]

Stop reading NSC and play
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Your dog has the biggest tongue I've ever seen.

 

[Guinness Boy]

I thought it could be, as usual owners with lack of control, causing havoc in the pooch world. I had a lady say to me, just this Sunday while drinking a pint in a beer garden " if my dog keeps pestering you, please just swing your foot towards him and say go away Bruce."
Yes he had bitten the postman just last week. Some of the COVID dog owners are just out of control, what chance does the owner have? By the way Bruce kept bothering everyone.

Take mine to the pub sometimes. He stays on the lead and has to sit. Any excessive barking and we leave. And he’s a young, male cockapoo, which is pretty much the dictionary definition of mental.

That said, did you not bother with the OP on this thread or did you just think “f**k it, I’ll just vomit that thought out here anyway”? Feel free to start a thread on something you enjoy so we can all post on it about how shit it is

 

[Sepulveda]

Bonnie has a better close control than Juve's current first 11

 

[pb21]

Just back from the Lake District around Ullswater, Bea loved it!

 

[Horses Arse]

Get wet, roll in the sand. It is how it is

 

[B-right-on]

Bonnie has a better close control than Juve's current first 11

Blimey, I thought I had a problem with weeds in my grass

 

[Chicken Run]

That said, did you not bother with the OP on this thread or did you just think “f**k it, I’ll just vomit that thought out here anyway”? Feel free to start a thread on something you enjoy so we can all post on it about how shit it is

To be fair his post is super boring and it’s about dogs, having checked the thread title I think he just about gets away with it

 

[Sepulveda]

Blimey, I thought I had a problem with weeds in my grass

That's not my garden, it's a patch in a park close by

 

[BN9 BHA]

Blimey, I thought I had a problem with weeds in my grass

I had a reasonable lawn before I got my dog.

 

[Harley S]

Meant to be Daddy’s mate……..