Off topic - How 'ard are yer, really like?

[rool]

I have now been bumming around NSC for about 9/10 years and it has always amused me how posters will say that they will do something violent to another poster/other club supporter/falmer resident/LDC councillor if they were to ever cross paths.

I read it, get all excited and then the next thing you know they bumped into each other at a match and they're bosom buddies all of a sudden.

As for me, I hate conflict and haven't had a real fight in my life. I'm more likely to cross the road if I see trouble but would like to think I'd help if someone was being unfairly picked on and getting a drubbing. Not having been in that situation I don't know. I have very high tolerance levels but if pushed over the limit I do go into a red mist, come round about 3 mins later and find that I have done something extremely violent that I wouldn't normally be capable of. It's only happened three times in my life though thankfully.

So come on, Keyboard Warrior or just plain fecking 'ard. I'm definitely in the Keyboard Warrior category.

 

[paulsmithscarf]

You want some?

 

[coventrygull]

I am a bit to past it now to get into any aggro

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Hard as nails me.



Oops. And there is another one broken.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

I've not got a hard bone in my body, me.

 

[Napper]

Won't look for it but if it comes then bring it on

 

[Donk the Seagull]

I wouldn't say im hard, but i have snapped once in a football match and stomped on someones face in a mass brawl

 

[Easy 10]

I hate conflict and havent had a real fight in my life.

I do go into a red mist, come round about 3 mins later and find that I have done something extremely violent that I wouldnt normally be capable of. Its only happened three times in my life though

Eh ?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Not hard.

 

[Dave the OAP]

I have now been bumming around NSC for about 9/10 years and it has always amused me how posters will say that they will do something violent to another poster/other club supporter/falmer resident/LDC councillor if they were to ever cross paths.

I read it, get all excited and then the next thing you know they bumped into each other at a match and they're bosom buddies all of a sudden.

As for me, I hate conflict and haven't had a real fight in my life. I'm more likely to cross the road if I see trouble but would like to think I'd help if someone was being unfairly picked on and getting a drubbing. Not having been in that situation I don't know. I have very high tolerance levels but if pushed over the limit I do go into a red mist, come round about 3 mins later and find that I have done something extremely violent that I wouldn't normally be capable of. It's only happened three times in my life though thankfully.

So come on, Keyboard Warrior or just plain fecking 'ard. I'm definitely in the Keyboard Warrior category.

I used to think you were well ard with your girly girly permed hair kev....

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

He's asking for it rool.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I'm about semi at the minute. Although that could be because of my garden thoughts of Flickety Bendall, a manwoman thing i imagined as the perfect might-i neighbour who had a hankering for men with poluted minds and greasy cuffs. She/he'd take it good and plopper.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I have been bumming NSC for about 9/10 years

Thats it man..make love not war.

 

[rool]

Eh ?

I know, I know, it's hard to explain.

I would not be able to threaten and pre meditate violence towards someone and carry it out but if someone kept provoking me and provoking me despite my protests my head just gets all muddled and I do stuff. If I can walk away I do but I have been backed into a corner with no escape route so to speak and I literally black out.

Sounds weird I know but I have come round and found my hands round a guys throat holding him against a wall with his feet a foot off the ground. Where I even found the strength to do it I don't know. I did feel bad after though and let him go immediately. Like I say it's not a regular occurance.

I'd let that DKM have it though

 

[rool]

I used to think you were well ard with your girly girly permed hair kev....

Ha ha, now I always had this impression that you could really flip and put it about when I first met you. Who was that funny hippy book keeper woman from WB who came from the lanes record store? Didn't she call you a manic depressive once because you would fly off the handle a bit.

You had a mad look in your eye at times

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I know, I know, it's hard to explain.

I would not be able to threaten and pre meditate violence towards someone and carry it out but if someone kept provoking me and provoking me despite my protests my head just gets all muddled and I do stuff. If I can walk away I do but I have been backed into a corner with no escape route so to speak and I literally black out.

Sounds weird I know but I have come round and found my hands round a guys throat holding him against a wall with his feet a foot off the ground. Where I even found the strength to do it I don't know. I did feel bad after though and let him go immediately. Like I say it's not a regular occurance.

I'd let that DKM have it though

erm.... Can I take back the bumming quip?.

*backs out of room*

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I'd let that DKM have it though

Here is my dinner money rool. Sir.

 

[rool]

Here is my dinner money rool. Sir.

and the crisps, come on hand 'em over sonny

 

[Dave the OAP]

Ha ha, now I always had this impression that you could really flip and put it about when I first met you. Who was that funny hippy book keeper woman from WB who came from the lanes record store? Didn't she call you a manic depressive once because you would fly off the handle a bit.

You had a mad look in your eye at times

I remember her...she was wierd to say the least. Yes she called me a sane-manic depressive......it took me weeks to find out what that meant...by that time I was depressed that i couldnt work out what she meant

 

[Lokki 7]

I've not got a hard bone in my body, me.

Would you like one?