Off topic - How 'ard are yer, really like?

[Uncle C]

I've not got a hard bone in my body.

I'm too much of gentleman to possibly comment

 

[withdeanwombat]

I could give you a smack round the ear with my pension book if you like.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I've not got a hard bone in my body, me.

But the various bits of sharp metalwork that hold you together could cause a nasty scratch.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Gentlemen! Really!! I may have to go and lie down for a bit.

 

[Uncle C]

Gentlemen! Really!! I may have to go and lie down for a bit.

Queen of the double entendre

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Would you like one?

a classic ................. marvellous.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Queen of the double entendre

I must be getting a bit slow - I missed both of those on first read ..........