Obviously this bird on GMTV has been sacked ....

[Deleted User X18H]

....anyone know why??

Her intense protestations about 'having other things to do' are a give away and I should know

 

[BensGrandad]

Which 'bird' give us a clue?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Penny? Kate? Fiona? Surely not LORRAINE?!

 

[Nibble]

make sense.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Foina something or other big nose

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Too old. Face and boobs are sagging. Time to get a younger Bird in.

 

[drew]

I think he is refering to Fiona Phillips. She announced she was leaving months ago to spend more time with her young family. Don't think there is any suggestion from any party that she has been sacked.

 

[maffew]

thank god shes going wont have to hear her bleating over SuperFrank and perving over Gordon Brown
Was quite funny when she was covering the Euro final though and all the Man U fans were singing "Fiona is a red"

 

[Jam The Man]

I think she made reference to the fact that her father had Alzheimers from a young age and she didn't want to work herself into an early grave?

 

[WATFORD zero]

Too old. Face and boobs are sagging. Time to get a younger Bird in.

If that's what they said, then i think HB&B could have a good case for unfair dismissal

 

[keaton]

I would, she'd be filth

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I think Lorraine Kelly is an absolute animal in the bedroom.

 

[CHAPPERS]

I would, she'd be filth

Co-sign.

 

[Hiney]

I would, she'd be filth

 

[BensGrandad]

I wish it was LK as she is about the only Scot who I cannot understand a word that she says.

 

[e77]

I think Lorraine Kelly is an absolute animal in the bedroom.

Only has sex for the purpose of reproduction?

 

[NMH]

Gibber, gibber, oow oow oow.... bananas good.

(in keeping with the general sense of this thread)

WHAT bird ??

 

[drew]

I wish it was LK as she is about the only Scot who I cannot understand a word that she says.

You obviously haven't met many of our scottish friends!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Who watches GMTV? I could think of better things to do in the morning (if I wasn't working).

 

[Buzzer]

Only has sex for the purpose of reproduction?

No she's an animal because she's got the FULL GORILLA SALAD

NSFW link (picture of Lorraine Kelly in the buff) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/JimmyBlind/Lorraine_Kelly_2.jpg