O/T, what a cretin !

[bhaexpress]

I was looking to buy a second car in the US for Mrs BHA. I saw one on the internet that sounded okay and so I emailed the dealer and asked them if the vehicle was still available, what engine it had (this model has two different motors) and whether it had a sevise history. Simple enough yes ? This was the reply I got :-

Why me

Thank you for the purchase request you sent to me at Team Chrysler Jeep, through the internet for a new Chrysler. I look forward to offering you a quick and simple purchase process.

I’d like to introduce myself, since buying a new or used car or truck can be a really stressful thing to do. I want you to feel comfortable with the person you are dealing with.

I have been in the auto industry for about 3 years. In that time, I have sold over 630 cars. In fact today, most of my business is from people who are buying a second, third or fourth vehicle from me…or it is from someone sent in to me from one of my customers. I take very good care of my customers and I enjoy working for them and their friends for all their cars. After you buy from me, I would expect that this is the best experience you have ever had buying a car, and that you would also like to send your friends, neighbors and relatives to see me for their cars and trucks, too.

I’ve lived here for five years and I have a wife and three great kids.

I will call you soon to see how we can proceed. If you would like to reach me before I get hold of you, please call me at 770-745-3800. Or just come in and ask for me Clarence Rigsby at Team Chrysler Jeep. We’re located at 1211 Thornton Road Lithia Springs GA . It’s very important that you ask for me, Clarence, so you can enjoy the quick, no-hassle experience the Internet provides you.

Pity the muppet didn't bother to answer any of the questions I asked. I replied :-

Congratulations Clarence,

You’ve just lost a sale. Why don’t you do something simple and just answer the three very simple questions I asked you rather than give me a load of pointless bullshit ?

Frankly I don’t gve a damn about how long you’ve worked there and I could care less about your family. I must just ask you one small question though. Does your employer know what a f***ing idiot you are ?

Don’t bother me further I hate time wasters like you. Remember second hand car salesmen are tomorrow’s McDonalds employees.


Oh, BTW, it wasn't for a new Chrysler either, hard to be much more wrong than that isn't it ?

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

Looks like a an out of office reply to me. I rather crap American one though.

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Thank you for the purchase request you sent to me at Team Chrysler Jeep, through the internet for a new Chrysler. I look forward to offering you a quick and simple purchase process. You may be interested to learn that this email was generated and sent automatically so that it looks like I got back to you REALLY QUICKLY!

I’d like to waffle on for a while with some irrelevant drivel, since buying a new or used car or truck can be a really stressful thing to do. I want you to feel comfortable that the person you are dealing with is a complete wally.

I have been in the auto industry for about 3 years. In that time, I have sold under 630 cars. In fact today, one or two people even came back to me despite being a total wanker. I pretend to take very good care of my customers and I say that I enjoy working for them and their friends for all their cars. After you buy from me, I would be lying if I said that I expect that this is the best experience you have ever had buying a car, and that you would also like to send your friends, neighbors and relatives to see me for their cars and trucks, too.

I’ve lived here for five years and I have a wife and three great kids. But why on earth am I telling you this?

I will call you soon to see how we can proceed. If you would like to reach me before I get hold of you, please call me at 770-745-3800. Or just come in and ask for me Clarence Rigsby at Team Chrysler Jeep. We’re located at 1211 Thornton Road Lithia Springs GA . It’s very important that you ask for me, Clarence, so that I can enjoy the commission that I get if I sell you a car.

 

[Grizz]

Do you partake in anger management classes BHAE? There's always so much hostility in your posts. So the geeza wrote you an plonking email full corporate nonsense and didn't answer your questions, take it on the chin and write a reply saying thanks, but you'd really like a reply to your questions. If he doesn't answer then move onto the next car sales place.

 

[Locky]

In America being a salesman is a highly respected proffesion................This guy really has a long way to go

 

[Easy 10]

Why do most americans have f***ing stoopid names ?
Clarence Rigsby
Fuzzy Zoeller
Davis Love III
John Ratzenburger
Fellodroid Twat-Hampton Jnr

Tch.

 

[Simster]

Why do most americans have f***ing stoopid names ?
Clarence Rigsby
Fuzzy Zoeller
Davis Love III
John Ratzenburger
Fellodroid Twat-Hampton Jnr

Tch.

And George W Bush

I mean what sort of twat has the middle name 'W'?

 

[JJ McClure]

Why do most americans have f***ing stoopid names ?

John Ratzenburger

Tch.

Leave the legend that is Cliff Clavin out of this.

 

[Easy 10]

Sorry.
Cliff (or Mr Potato Head) is indeed a legend, and in no way deserved to be the subject of derision for his curious surname. I retract him from my statement.

 

[Soton Seagull]

And George W Bush

I mean what sort of twat has the middle name 'W'?

It's short for Warmonger, he thought by shortening it, no one would realise.

 

[bhaexpress]

Do you partake in anger management classes BHAE? There's always so much hostility in your posts. So the geeza wrote you an plonking email full corporate nonsense and didn't answer your questions, take it on the chin and write a reply saying thanks, but you'd really like a reply to your questions. If he doesn't answer then move onto the next car sales place.

You've rather missed the point haven't you ? Why would I 3want to buy anything from some stupid idiot who can't be bothered to send a sensible reply ? That wasn't a computer generated response either, it took eight hours to arrive.

I would say that you're the type of person who would like the word 'Welcome' tattooed down your back.

Oh yes, me hostile ? Well okay, this is hostile you muppet. I just don't suffer fools gladly in the manner that you seem to. Obviously it takes one to know one in your case.

 

[Uncle Buck]

You've rather missed the point haven't you ? Why would I 3want to buy anything from some stupid idiot who can't be bothered to send a sensible reply ? That wasn't a computer generated response either, it took eight hours to arrive.

I would say that you're the type of person who would like the word 'Welcome' tattooed down your back.

Oh yes, me hostile ? Well okay, this is hostile you muppet. I just don't suffer fools gladly in the manner that you seem to. Obviously it takes one to know one in your case.

Oh sorry somebody has dared to question you, again and what do we get, a Dwayne like attack on them.

Just let people have an opinion rather than always attacking them because they do not agree with you.

 

[Simster]

I must admit I pissed myself at the email he sent you, but did you really need to reply:

"You’ve just lost a sale. Why don’t you do something simple and just answer the three very simple questions I asked you rather than give me a load of pointless bullshit ?

Frankly I don’t gve a damn about how long you’ve worked there and I could care less about your family. I must just ask you one small question though. Does your employer know what a f***ing idiot you are ?"

Apart from anything else, I doubt he gives a tuppenny toss about one lost sale. But if you can't find the car you're looking for anywhere else and end up snivelling back to him at his door, it's you who has lost out.

 

[the full harris]

Do you partake in anger management classes BHAE? There's always so much hostility in your posts. So the geeza wrote you an plonking email full corporate nonsense and didn't answer your questions, take it on the chin and write a reply saying thanks, but you'd really like a reply to your questions. If he doesn't answer then move onto the next car sales place.

Careful, I was watching a game with Bobby Zamora in it the other day on Meridian and they did NOT list all the clubs he has ever played for every time he touched the ball. It is outrageous. Don't you think bhaexpress?

 

[the full harris]

Oh sorry somebody has dared to question you, again and what do we get, a Dwayne like attack on them.

Just let people have an opinion rather than always attacking them because they do not agree with you.

Britbyte/Bhaexpress is an angry man isn't he!!

 

[fatboy]

Britbyte/Bhaexpress is an angry man isn't he!!

But calm in comparison to his wife and step daughter!

 

[Rougvie]

Yawn

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[bhaexpress]

Britbyte/Bhaexpress is an angry man isn't he!!

Yeah and you can f*** off and all

 

[Drips]

Just stuck it in a cockney dialectized

Why me
Thank yer for the chuffin' purchase request yer sent ter me at Team Chrysler Jeep, ffrough the bloomin' internet for a new Chrysler. I 'ave a look forward ter offerin' yer a quick and simple purchase Queen Bess. I’d like ter introduce meself, right, since buyin' a new or used car or truck can be a right stressful fin' ter do. I want yer ter feel comfortable wiv the geezer yor dealin' wiv. I 'ave been in the auto industry for about 3 years. In that time, I 'ave sold over 630 cars. In fact today, most of me business is from blokes 'oo are buyin' a second, ffird or fourff vehicle from me…or it is from some bloke sent in ter me from one of me customers. I take right good care of me customers and I enjoy workin' for them and their muckers for all their cars. After yer buy from me, right, I would expect that this is the Mae West experience yer 'ave ever 'ad buyin' a car, right, and that yer would also like ter send yor mates, neighbors and relatives ter see me for their cars and trucks, too. I’ve lived 'ere for five years and I 'ave a trouble and strife and free great kids. I will call yer soon ter see 'ow we can proceed. If yer would like ter reach me before I cop hold of yer, please call me at 770-745-3800. Or just come in and ask for me Clarence Rigsby at Team Chrysler Jeep. We’re located at 1211 Fornton Frog and Toad Liffia Springs GA . It’s right important that yer ask for me, Clarence, so yer can enjoy the bloody quick, right, no-hassle experience the Internet provides yer.