O/T How to really love a child...

[Bold Seagull]

I liked this, particularly planning to build a rocketship...

 

[magoo]

Anyone got an elephant?

 

[Doc Lynam]

Nice one and take them to see BHA as much as you can

 

[DerbyGull]

Cool. Childhood is fun.

 

[alan partridge]

unfortunately there'll be some miserable fucker nearby going 'Bloody kids'

 

[Braders]

noisy bloody brats







(quite good that)

 

[Questions]

Go and see a movie in your pyjamas ?


I can see the judges face already.......................

 

[Brixtaan]

Invaluable. Thanks for that

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

missed out, empty out wallet on a weekly basis.

 

[7oaksgull]

Take them into Dick's bar on a match day

oh wait, hang on a sec...

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Let them have sleepovers. My eldest (5) had her best friend over last night for the first time and I am now the biggest bestest daddy in the world.

Storytelling and making up stories at bedtime should be included.

 

[skipper734]

I don't think they would really want you to go to the pictures with them in your PJ's. The rest is fine.
I don't think they realise that stuff arrives from the money in your wallet Si.

 

[Norman Potting]

..And where, perchance, am I going to find an elephant to kiss in TN6?

 

[Biscuit]

Keep them away from Dicks.