O/T - Help, need to learn how to cook a roast for Xmas day!

[Papak]

Please help me, I am visiting a relative on Christmas Day and I'm worried I will be eating satsumas and drinking Prosecco all day with almost no nutrition at all.

Can any friendly or helpful NSC'ers give Tom a hand and save my Christmas?

 

[The Brighton Bear]

0/10

 

[wellquickwoody]

Please help me, I am visiting a relative on Christmas Day and I'm worried I will be eating satsumas and drinking Prosecco all day with almost no nutrition at all.

Can any friendly or helpful NSC'ers give Tom a hand and save my Christmas?

Go consult with EnRest.

 

[Bob'n'weave]

Google 'Jamie Olivers Xmas dinner for piss heads' recipe and you will be fine pal. Works for me.

 

[BensGrandad]

Please help me, I am visiting a relative on Christmas Day and I'm worried I will be eating satsumas and drinking Prosecco all day with almost no nutrition at all.

Can any friendly or helpful NSC'ers give Tom a hand and save my Christmas?

Thats the first mistake drinking Prosecco.

 

[Eeyore]

I think Ernest's dullest efforts would score more than this one.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

I thought it was a good effort. Well done 4/10

 

[Ernest]

Go consult with EnRest.

I'm on STRIKE, I'm not STUFFING some old BIRD

 

[pearl]

Please help me, I am visiting a relative on Christmas Day and I'm worried I will be eating satsumas and drinking Prosecco all day with almost no nutrition at all.

Can any friendly or helpful NSC'ers give Tom a hand and save my Christmas?

think you'll find you'll be drinking Cava and there's now talk of a chocolate bar