Horses Arse
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Channel 149 -horrochannel at 10-55
Absolutely hilarious film. Not exactly a cryptic title
Absolutely hilarious film. Not exactly a cryptic title
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[Film] Nude Nuns with Big Guns
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Thanks for sharing 
Medwayseagull
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I thought the thread title was Trumps latest policy edict.
Horses Arse
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As I recall (and I didn't watch it last night) they keep their headgear on. The saucy devils!
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- Feb 23, 2013
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Is it a documentary? Does it follow the plight of nuns who enjoy the freedom that nudity can bring, their love of firearms but still want to stay true to their religious beliefs?
It all sounds pretty groundbreaking to me.
It all sounds pretty groundbreaking to me.
Plot
A young Mexican nun, named Sister Sarah, is neglected and abused by a corrupt clergy that produces and distributes heroin. After a bad drug deal, she is handed over to thugs to be used as an instrument as sex for money. On the verge of death after being heavily drugged and wounded & fingered, the nun receives a commandment from God to take revenge. Acquiring heavy weapons (including big guns & vibrators), Sister Sarah sets out to kill those who had abused her and are using the church for their own personal gain. The frightened drug lords in the church hires "Los Muertos", a violent motorcycle gang, to track her down and eliminate her. Los Muertos' base of operations is the local brothel "Titty Flickers", where they to try and gather more information on the vigilante nun. After being wounded in a shootout, Sister Sarah hides out in a fleabag motel where she recovers and finally achieves vengeance by killing Los Muertos, degenitalizing Chavo (the brutal leader of Los Muertos), and saving her female lover who had been raped. But in the final scene, the clergy drug lord, known only as the Monsignor, hires another hit man to track down the vigilante nun, leaving the door wide open for a sequel.
A young Mexican nun, named Sister Sarah, is neglected and abused by a corrupt clergy that produces and distributes heroin. After a bad drug deal, she is handed over to thugs to be used as an instrument as sex for money. On the verge of death after being heavily drugged and wounded & fingered, the nun receives a commandment from God to take revenge. Acquiring heavy weapons (including big guns & vibrators), Sister Sarah sets out to kill those who had abused her and are using the church for their own personal gain. The frightened drug lords in the church hires "Los Muertos", a violent motorcycle gang, to track her down and eliminate her. Los Muertos' base of operations is the local brothel "Titty Flickers", where they to try and gather more information on the vigilante nun. After being wounded in a shootout, Sister Sarah hides out in a fleabag motel where she recovers and finally achieves vengeance by killing Los Muertos, degenitalizing Chavo (the brutal leader of Los Muertos), and saving her female lover who had been raped. But in the final scene, the clergy drug lord, known only as the Monsignor, hires another hit man to track down the vigilante nun, leaving the door wide open for a sequel.
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
Might give it a bash
el punal
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It sounds brilliant! Any chance of a beamback on the big screens at the Amex? Better still, show it pre-match and at halftime when we play Huddersfield.
"This sister is one bad mother"
It seems to be on most weeks, sometimes twice a week. The other week it was on twice and had a two star rating for when it was shown the first time on the wednesday but by the time it was shown on the Friday it only merited one star in the same tv mag. If you're into nude nuns with full bushes shooting off semi automatics then it's definitely a five star. The plot synopsis is in the title.
Five star it is.
If your taste in porn is a bit niche I can also recommend "Zombie Strippers". Again the full plot synopsis is in the title.
Porn? Who said anything about porn? Ladies of god, dressed as by god, delivering god's retribution. Spiritual and divine come to mind, not porn. Don't fancy the idea of Zombie's, but I'm open minded.
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
Govinda Tim
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One of the best 'B' movies I have come across. Sexploitation - Yes, Porn definitely not. Story holds up and the acting is not terrible. I can also recommend 'Bare Behind Bars' set in a womens prison with the usual cast of sadistic lesbian warders, this is also on the Horror channel fairly regularly.
Gabbafella
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- Aug 22, 2012
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Me and the Mrs watched this little gem one night when there was sod all on. Actually watched the whole thing which was pretty surprising, but the film was hilariously bad so it kept us glued.