[Humour] NSC's Official Guide To Ecuador

[Stat Brother]

Flag


Driving side:-
Right.

Patron Saint
Maríana de Paredes Flores y Granobles y Jaramillo

(bit of a fox)

Famous Ecuadorians:-
Mike Judge.
Lorena Bobbit.

Calling code:-
+593

Bird:-
Blue Footed Booby




Anything else?

 

[Badger]

National anthem

 

[Brok]

Population 17,999,997

 

[KZNSeagull]

Ecuador is the largest producer and exporter of Bananas in the world.

 

[Hugo Rune]

Well done Stat.

When I saw your name attached to the title of this thread, I instantly thought it would be full of beautiful Ecuadorian female models like below.

But no! You have moved along with the times alas have the majority of NSC and we no longer have to put up with inherently sexist threads that are just an excuse for old chubby baldies to ogle beautiful young women. Good for you buddy!

 

[Nobby Cybergoat]

Interesting fact about Ecuador. It's on the equator.

 

[Change at Barnham]

To be called a Panama hat, the hat needs to be made in Ecuador.
They were originally made for men building the Panama Canal.

 

[dazzer6666]

Well done Stat.

When I saw your name attached to the title of this thread, I instantly thought it would be full of beautiful Ecuadorian female models like below.

But no! You have moved along with the times alas have the majority of NSC and we no longer have to put up with inherently sexist threads that are just an excuse for old chubby baldies to ogle beautiful young women. Good for you buddy!

Bollocks. #StatBroOUT

 

[Kalimantan Gull]

Well done Stat.

When I saw your name attached to the title of this thread, I instantly thought it would be full of beautiful Ecuadorian female models like below.

But no! You have moved along with the times alas have the majority of NSC and we no longer have to put up with inherently sexist threads that are just an excuse for old chubby baldies to ogle beautiful young women. Good for you buddy!

Y,y,y,y,y,y. Not much doubt really

 

[Stat Brother]

Bollocks. #StatBroOUT

How very dare you.

I gave you Maríana de Paredes Flores y Granobles y Jaramillo, Hubba Hubba.

 

[dazzer6666]

How very dare you.

I gave you Maríana de Paredes Flores y Granobles y Jaramillo, Hubba Hubba.

But you haven’t given us her in her finest have you….

 

[shingle]

CUENCA .... the world epicentre of Panama Hat Making.

 

[studio150]

The Ecuadorian Ilama is larger than frogs, although the Ecuadorian frog is able to cross the Andes.

 

[Timbo]

I once planned to go to Ecuador when I was in Peru but I went to Bolivia instead.

 

[theboybilly]

What are Ecuadorian women for if not to admire?

 

[A1X]

Their fans dangled one of their number (below) off the edge of stands during the 1998 World Cup, a move I expect to see recreated off the balcony of the Mayo Wynne Baxter lounge

https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-s...mania-v-colombia-the-colombian-109037336.html

 

[saafend_seagull]

Their World Cup place at risk again - decision being made on Thursday (per talk sport)


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