NSC Oscars 2007 - Category 1 - Best Comedy Poster

[Mrs Coach]

Meades Ball

 

[Lander]

Easy 10

 

[Hampden Park]

trufflehound and Lokki7, in no particular order btw

 

[Man of Harveys]

Bry "slide down my pole and check out my hose" Nylon CAN also be quite funny, when the old devil's remembered to take his medication

 

[SussexSpur]

Man Of Harveys deserves a vote. Here it is.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I honestly sit puzzled, dazzled or skewered for anyone to have found me funny at all. My brain's cognitive impairment, delusionally painful self-interest, death of the comma's correct usage or the question mark's inquisitive stares in my mental book, the dreary dreamstate that even Dennis Quaid wouldn't be trained enough to march in and shiver clean, and the daily jumble sales i visit staticly mean i can barely think an amusing thought.

I can think it is a nomination for pity's sake alone, as mirth is not something i could test or deliver. Still, thank you Meade's Ball fans.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I honestly sit puzzled, dazzled or skewered for anyone to have found me funny at all. My brain's cognitive impairment, delusionally painful self-interest, death of the comma's correct usage or the question mark's inquisitive stares in my mental book, the dreary dreamstate that even Dennis Quaid wouldn't be trained enough to march in and shiver clean, and the daily jumble sales i visit staticly mean i can barely think an amusing thought.

I can think it is a nomination for pity's sake alone, as mirth is not something i could test or deliver. Still, thank you Meade's Ball fans.

Not sure if it's funny cos it's true, but your writing - as currently on Commander's signature - has the tru touch of comedy genius...

London Irish: "I am repeatedly a fan of his braggish self-assurance. No point, that I can remember, has he ever been foolish or incorrect. All based on scientific, biblical fact. He's a vivid sermoniser whose halo sometimes burns those who dare to question." Meade's Ball 21/08/2006

Makes me chuckle anyways

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Got to be Mead's ball. The true master of pathos drenched suriel, serial, soreal ermm, odd stuff.

(Thanks BoF)

 

[Man of Harveys]

One of MB's throwaway retorts about someone being a bit tetchy when being questioned on their opinion acting "like a dog being quizzed about the bone in its mouth" is, I think, an analogy of utter genius which keeps making me chuckle to myself weeks after he posted it.

 

[Commander]

Not sure if it's funny cos it's true, but your writing - as currently on Commander's signature - has the tru touch of comedy genius...

London Irish: "I am repeatedly a fan of his braggish self-assurance. No point, that I can remember, has he ever been foolish or incorrect. All based on scientific, biblical fact. He's a vivid sermoniser whose halo sometimes burns those who dare to question." Meade's Ball 21/08/2006

Makes me chuckle anyways

Makes me giggle every time I read it

 

[Commander]

Another one of his best was: (commenting on what he would like for Christmas)

"Jap's eye repair kit and a spare bladder. And some Wurzel heads so i could go clever instead of simple and obscene. And a friendship with a rook or a jackdaw. One that lands on my sill, taps it's iron mouth on my window and winks me good morning. And delivers a newspaper."

Genius. No other word for it.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Another one of his best was: (commenting on what he would like for Christmas)

"Jap's eye repair kit and a spare bladder. And some Wurzel heads so i could go clever instead of simple and obscene. And a friendship with a rook or a jackdaw. One that lands on my sill, taps it's iron mouth on my window and winks me good morning. And delivers a newspaper."

Genius. No other word for it.

Damn shame FDM is nailed-on for NSC God-like Genius award else MB would sweep all before him

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Kurt Angle

 

[SeagullTim]

EDIT - Vote changed to Turienzo's Lovechild for his 'Flairtastic' posts

 

[Bakesy]

Guinness Dave, innit.

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

After seeing his picture posted on a thread somewhere on here.

All of a sudden for some unexplained reason dwayne seemed funny.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

Guinness Dave, innit.

im not worthy

 

[Yorkie]

Bry Nylon

 

[Commander]

So whatever happened to this then, US?

 

[Dave the OAP]

Frank by a mile
easy 10
MOH

I would also love to hear the the acceptance speech