NSC Oscars 2007 - Category 1 - Best Comedy Poster

[Kinky Gerbil]

absolute tosh. they dont give out awards to people who've been doing the same old thing for years and years and still aren't good at it.

He's gone, past it, yesterday's man. Move on

To use your example again - Kate Winslet.

 

[Buzzer]

absolute tosh. they dont give out awards to people who've been doing the same old thing for years and years and still aren't good at it.

He's gone, past it, yesterday's man. Move on

*cough* Halle Berry *cough*

 

[aftershavedave]

I'm looking forward to Frank's acceptance speech.

Can we get it sponsored by Office Angels?

"i'd just like to say f*** you you pimps, lepers and scum of the earth for this wonderful award"

 

[ROSM]

*cough* Halle Berry *cough*

yuk - I've just had a vision of Rochdale in a saffron bikini

 

[Man of Harveys]

"i'd just like to say f*** you you pimps, lepers and scum of the earth for this wonderful award"

And he'd come on stage to The Darkness' "Get Your Hands Off My Woman Motherfucker"

 

[ROSM]

Yeah, QUITE. Lenny Henry never got one.

but Lenny has changed his act over the years. he started off with the clever impressions, like David bellamy and Frank Spencer that he used to do wqith his back to the audience. Then - and this is the best bit - he used to turn round, and do you know what? he was BLACK

Absolutely hilarious it was.

And then , if you didn't laugh, he would threated to 'come and move in next door to you'. What a way to deal with hecklers eh?

It all stopped when Dawn French threatened to not shag him if he didn't stop doing the micky taking out of his own colour stuff.

 

[Simster]

Is it possible to nominate someone for 2 categories. If so, I'll back FRANK's nomination for "best comedy poster" as well as "poster most likely to be fleeced by a ladyboy and have no friends".

He really is too funny. I only have to think of one of his uber-ANGER posts, then remind myself that he is infact 50+ years old and it has me tittering away in my office seat. Great stuff.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

moshe gariani for his sustained support of the most feeble minded england cricket team to leave these shores

my support, as you well know, was reserved for the respected coach of the feeble minded - a view which I believe will be vindicated by history

the thrashings in the 3rd, 4th and 5th Tests by an Australian team containing several all-time greats certainly undermined a lot of the nonsense spouted at the time about the likely impact of match practice, Chris Read and Monty Panesar... (yes, there is still the chance that Lord Brockett's Old Radleian leadership skills could have made all the difference... we will never know about that but I could hazard a guess...)

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

El Presidente

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i find CHAPPERS quite funny

 

[Lord Bracknell]

El Presidente

El slips a few words in that people barely notice on first reading Presidente for me too.

 

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Looney

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

You can nominate the same person on as many categories as you want

 

[Lammy]

Bhaexpress for me all the way!

Easy 10, you've had your day I'm afraid.

 

[Gritt23]

my support, as you well know, was reserved for the respected coach of the feeble minded - a view which I believe will be vindicated by history

the thrashings in the 3rd, 4th and 5th Tests by an Australian team containing several all-time greats certainly undermined a lot of the nonsense spouted at the time about the likely impact of match practice, Chris Read and Monty Panesar... (yes, there is still the chance that Lord Brockett's Old Radleian leadership skills could have made all the difference... we will never know about that but I could hazard a guess...)

*fights the temptation to get suckered in to another debate with Moshe and his nonsensicle views*

Repeat the mantra ... "He's just 'aving a laugh, he's just 'aving a laugh".


What do you mean nonsense? How can preparing properly and picking the best players be nonse........... STOP Gritty, STOP!

 

[Gritt23]

i find CHAPPERS quite funny

Same here, but I think all gingers look funny, especially after a game on a sunny day.

 

[Gritt23]

Easy 10

 

[nail-Z]

It's between Easy 10 and Meades Ball.


*flips coin*

It's Meades.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Meade's Ball, Trufflehound or Frank's Wild Years...

I am torn!

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

I sort of see Easy 10 as beyond the Oscars in terms of Comedy Posting. In previous years he has broken through, but I think his day time ban from NSC has limited his effectivness.

If there was a poll for who was the funniest poster then he would win easily

I say US for the racing tips.