NSC myths

[lawros left foot]

Reading NSC over the last few days, the biggest myth on here with no real evidence, is if we don't reach the play-offs this season, a lot of sth won't re-new,
What other unsubstantiated myths are there

 

[seagully]

Oscar has no input in player recruitment and Nathan Jones is the real power behind the throne.

 

[Machiavelli]

If we're being thorough, get prepared for the longest thread on NSC

 

[Man of Harveys]

That it's somehow utterly inevitable that we will get promoted to the Premiership

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

The Illuminati were behind / going to attack the London Olympics.

 

[sully]

That it's somehow utterly inevitable that we will get promoted to the Premiership

Hey, I missed the news that we're joining the Scottish League. What happens after independence? Will we still be allowed into the Champions League?

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

Burke doesn't know what he is doing and Barber is the devil.

 

[nwgull]

Tony Bloom has no say or control over what Paul Barber does.

 

[symyjym]

Bloom can afford to lose £30m a year.

 

[CheeseRolls]

We would have won the Championship by now if it wasn't for that pesky FFP.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

That the Goldstone was never anything less than a seething, frenzied, super-intimidating cauldron of atmosphere compared to any and all modern grounds including- of course- the Amex.

 

[bobby baxter]

Reading NSC over the last few days, the biggest myth on here with no real evidence, is if we don't reach the play-offs this season, a lot of sth won't re-new,
What other unsubstantiated myths are there

North stand choir sing too fast

 

[TomandJerry]

Guy Poyet was the one responsible for the poo in the changing room's

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Guy Poyet was the one responsible for the poo in the changing room's

Or, anyone at all from the Albion was responsible, in fact.

 

[Frutos]

Ernest was once considered amusing by someone other than Beach Hut (you know, the hypocrite who bangs on and on about the "Groovy Gang" while being part of the most pathetic in-joke clique ever conceived by two allegedly grown adults).

 

[Insel affe]

We have a god given right to win all home games.

We are the only supporters that leave early.

We are the only team adhering to FFP.

We play negative boring football.

We are a one man team.

The list goes on....

 

[Albion_Dave]

A Shrimp is the World's hardest creature.

 

[TomandJerry]

That we are set for doom and relegation after losing against Hull/Wigan

 

[banjo]

Obika will fire us into the promise land.

 

[lawros left foot]

We will only be successful under an English manager, playing 4-4-2