NSC, I need your help

[Conkers]

In that case I vote you shag his missus

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Wait til the lights go down and then put your hand up her blouse...

.. oops wrong thread.

 

[Conkers]

Wait til the lights go down and then put your hand up her blouse...

.. oops wrong thread.

I Hate John Terry - North Stand Chat ??

 

[Mackenzie]

Have a pot noodle and a wank, you'll feel much better.

 

[Blackadder]

Assuming he's single. Wait for him to chat up a girl, produce a large envelope and shout (preferably across a bar)

"I have those clinic results you were waiting for ! "

 

[Conkers]

Assuming he's single. Wait for him to chat up a girl, produce a large envelope and shout (preferably across a bar)

"I have those clinic results you were waiting for ! "

Shame he isn't single....can the afforementioned tactic still work even if he has a girlfriend?

 

[stss30]

This thread is crap :bounce




Shut the door on your way out of this crap thread

 

[Djmiles]

Look at me I can use SMILIES!!!!





You need to get out more mate.

 

[Conkers]

This thread is crap :bounce
Shut the door on your way out of this crap thread

Enjoying your half term?

 

[stss30]

If I have the inteligance of a school child, I think you're in kindergarten

 

[stss30]

Look at me I can use SMILIES!!!!





You need to get out more mate.

I do get out more than you looking at you're post count!

 

[Conkers]

I do get out more than you looking at you're post count!

29 months v 1 month as member, hummmmmm what a fantastic comparison there. You are indeed showing off your intellect in magnificent style, well done.

 

[Blackadder]

Shame he isn't single....can the afforementioned tactic still work even if he has a girlfriend?

It can. Depends if she's game for a laugh. You may need to forewarn her first!

 

[Djmiles]

I do get out more than you looking at you're post count!

3 posts a day? Gosh darn it I should REALLY start cutting back.

 

[Conkers]

It can. Depends if she's game for a laugh. You may need to forewarn her first!

Hummmm I best not try, she likes to hit people

 

[NMH]

Where's the option for "conkers is being a twat and doesn't deserve any friends for even thinking like this and asking NSC about justice etc what a ****! ?

I vote that.

 

[Conkers]

Where's the option for "conkers is being a twat and doesn't deserve any friends for even thinking like this and asking NSC about justice etc what a ****! ?

I vote that.

I vote that you read the entire thread, then you shall realise that it was just for a bit of a laugh between myself and my housemate. Some people are very touchy over this subject, perhaps it's because alot of these people are just jealous that I possess real life friends.

And before any other cranky poster says something, YES THAT WAS A JOKE. Bloomin' hell some people really need to chill out a bit.

 

[stss30]

Where's the option for "conkers is being a twat and doesn't deserve any friends for even thinking like this and asking NSC about justice etc what a ****! ?

I vote that.

I completely agree

 

[Djmiles]

I vote that you read the entire thread, then you shall realise that it was just for a bit of a laugh between myself and my housemate. Some people are very touchy over this subject, perhaps it's because alot of these people are just jealous that I possess real life friends.

And before any other cranky poster says something, YES THAT WAS A JOKE. Bloomin' hell some people really need to chill out a bit.

I completely agree