NSC, I need your help

[Conkers]

Poll to follow.....

Anyway I was out the other night with some friends, drinking of alcohol beverages was in full swing. We were all cracking a few harmless jokes and one from myself was directed towards my friend. It wasn't rude at all (from what my other friends tell me, I couldn't remember what I actually said to him) but in "retaliation" he spoiled the entire Indiana Jones plot for me, knowing I was going to watch it yesterday (truely terrible btw) and what he told me was indeed the storyline.
This is where NSC decides the fate of this "friend" of mine.
There are several options to choose from. Do bear in mind that he is a MASSIVE James Bond fan but would spoiling the film ending be too harsh a retaliation?
Anyway you can decide......

 

[lizard]

Stretch his nuts back and flick 'em up his butt-hole.

Oh, and ruin the endin for him!!! :thud:

 

[pishhead]

break into his house and shit behind the radiator. Or kill his entire family infront of him.

 

[exeterseagull]

let him think he has gotten away with it...revenge is best served ice cold......

 

[7:18]

make sure you get to Quantum Of Solace first mate!

 

[Djmiles]

Was it Phil?

 

[defrocked priest]

Should have chinned the cnt then and there for being such a fkn dyckhead.

 

[Wardy]

Get over it. You was drunk he was drunk.

Unless he was sober. In which case ruin Quantum Of Solace. Plot will be on the net way before it is out.

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

get a life

 

[stss30]

get a life

 

[Conkers]

Get over it. You was drunk he was drunk.

I couldn't remember what I said because I have a terrible memory not because I was drunk. I was about 1/4 of a way through my first pint so it definately wasn't the drink

 

[Conkers]

get a life

Nice constructive comment, be sure to close the door on your way out of this thread. Thank you

 

[withdeanwombat]

Drink more............ignore rubbish movies.

 

[Conkers]

Was it Phil?

No

 

[Skint Gull]

Are you a GIRL? If not why don't you just do what a normal bloke would do and tell him that was a bit a twatty thing to do, call him a (unt then shake hands and get on with life!

Don't be such a fuckin TART!

 

[Conkers]

Are you a GIRL? If not why don't you just do what a normal bloke would do and tell him that was a bit a twatty thing to do, call him a (unt then shake hands and get on with life!

Don't be such a fuckin TART!

Having a nice civilised conversation sounds like a girly thing to do in all honesty. Revenge is more MANLY and because I am a man, revenge is what I should do. Failing that I could do what you mentioned above AND still spoil Bond 22.

 

[Adam Virgo's Shirt]

I'm guessing you're quite young? But you seem to be wasting a lot fo negative energy cooking up revenge for what is really a really minor issue!

It's probably not even about what you said anyway so don't waste any more of your time on him! If he is a tw*t then stop socialising with him! Easy!

 

[Conkers]

I'm guessing you're quite young? But you seem to be wasting a lot fo negative energy cooking up revenge for what is really a really minor issue!

It's probably not even about what you said anyway so don't waste any more of your time on him! If he is a tw*t then stop socialising with him! Easy!

Well I am 20 yes, but it seems like this thread is provoking some quite negative responses. I put it on here for a light hearted joke after talking about it with my housemate. We thought it would be interesting to see what other people thought, as a joke. Of course i'm not going to be resorting to physical violence and I dare say I won't spoil the ending of the Quantum of Solace either. I like to think i'm old enough to know that revenge isn't exactly going to be the best is it? He could quite easily go out of his way to spoil films for me again, i'm not that stupid.
However it does seem that quite a few posters got out on the wrong side of bed this morning (not directed at you AV's Shirt) so i'll let it slide.
Don't you just love NSC

 

[Adam Virgo's Shirt]

Well I am 20 yes, but it seems like this thread is provoking some quite negative responses. I put it on here for a light hearted joke after talking about it with my housemate. We thought it would be interesting to see what other people thought, as a joke. Of course i'm not going to be resorting to physical violence and I dare say I won't spoil the ending of the Quantum of Solace either. I like to think i'm old enough to know that revenge isn't exactly going to be the best is it? He could quite easily go out of his way to spoil films for me again, i'm not that stupid.
However it does seem that quite a few posters got out on the wrong side of bed this morning (not directed at you AV's Shirt) so i'll let it slide.
Don't you just love NSC

In that case I vote you shag his missus

 

[Seasider]

Your best solution would have been to continue drinking to the point were you suffer memory loss
then it would not have been a problm in the first place