Can you find it at all? I can't seem to see it anywhere. It was a classic. He was out there for hours wearing nothing but a white baseball hat and he stood there hula-hooping with his John Thomas swinging all over the place.
I'm not sure I even remember this, but here you go: https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?285698-Masturbating-in-the-garden-(NSFW!)
(Actually, looking at the date, I was probably in Orlando so I possibly missed it all)
Back on topic: yes, it's neglected - I'm happy to shunt over the good stuff.