NSC Gold requirements

[SeagullofMalaysia]

I apologize if I sound a bit like a knob, but what's the criteria for a thread to reach NSC Gold status? As far as I know, the thread has to be a massive binfest, but other than that?

 

[Bigtomfu]

I think the equation is Binfest + Flouncery x Jaime = GOLD

 

[jakarta]

Fireman Dan...

 

[Colonel Angus]

There are a few ways.

Bin festery is one.
Flouncing is another.
Starting a thread about a player, saying they are crap and "what do they do?" before the same players goes on to become a star for us.
Or simply getting something wrong, like typing "were loose" instead of "we'll lose" or asking whether the club shop opens on Christmas Morning leading to pages of ridicule to follow (not that I've ever read the latter, but it's only a matter of time before someone asks).

 

[lawros left foot]

There are a few ways.

Bin festery is one.
Flouncing is another.
Starting a thread about a player, saying they are crap and "what do they do?" before the same players goes on to become a star for us.
Or simply getting something wrong, like typing "were loose" instead of "we'll lose" or asking whether the club shop opens on Christmas Morning leading to pages of ridicule to follow (not that I've ever read the latter, but it's only a matter of time before someone asks).

Well, does the club shop open on Christmas morning?

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Well, does the club shop open on Christmas morning?

No...........i blame Brexit

is a key ingredient for GOLD status

 

[lawros left foot]

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

there's always 363 other days

 

[lawros left foot]

there's always 363 other days

Too late,I've flounced now.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Too late,I've flounced now.

Oh did you? (see we are creating GOLD already) tiny flakes admittedly

 

[Goldstone1976]

Compulsory:

Flounce (preferably multiple; preferably by more than one poster)
Binfest

Highly advantageous:

Came from nowhere - first few posts entirely innocuous
Abuse
Schadenfreude
Misunderstanding
Nothing to do with football

Helpful:

Dissing dead horses. Or dogs
Folding it in

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Compulsory:

Seeing as you are here............ MOD/several MODS contributions,i would say that that is a must.....followed by bans,threats of bans,infractions (although these are i would say in the helpful department)..

 

[hitony]

Leave at half time because we were losing is always a good way to get "Gold" status

 

[Colonel Angus]

Well, does the club shop open on Christmas morning?

How would I know?! Email Paul Barber.
(this is where someone asks "what is Paul Barber's email address?")

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

What's & Who is Paul Barbers Email address?

 

[AmexRuislip]

Is HBB a future MOD

 

[Bigtomfu]

How would I know?! Email Paul Barber.
(this is where someone asks "what is Paul Barber's email address?")

What's & Who is Paul Barbers Email address?

And then someone else replies with:

Scrooge@seagulls.co.uk or tighfistedpennypitcher@seagulls.co.uk

 

[Colonel Angus]

What's & Who is Paul Barbers Email address?

You forgot where, when and WHY? is Paul Barber's email address.

Discuss.

 

[AmexRuislip]

And then someone else replies with:

Scrooge@seagulls.co.uk or tighfistedpennypitcher@seagulls.co.uk

Have you tried both email addresses then ?

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

You forgot where, when and WHY? is Paul Barber's email address.

Discuss.

I DID NOT FORGET ANYTHING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(as things get heated)