NSC challenge. Make me laugh out loud.

[Franks Wild Years]

Today I'm stuck at the back of a conference room providing sound for a Microsoft training event. I have to sit here as quiet as possible.
It is possibly the dullest event in the history of dull events and I'm fighting off sleep.

So what I'd like is a game of humour 'russian roulette' Your challenge is to post something that will make me laugh out load or force me to leave the room in a giggling mess.
Only one rule : It has to be work safe.

Go ahead NSC, make me laugh.

 

[Superphil]

What do you call fly without wings?





























A Walk




Now get back to work

 

[Yorkie]

Go ahead NSC, make me laugh.

Go to Nsc Gold and read Family Fortunes.

 

[Napper]

why does a squiral swim on his back




























keep his nuts dry

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

What's brown and sticky?




A stick

 

[Meade's Ball]

 

[Barrel of Fun]

"Gobbl, gobble"

 

[Trufflehound]

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

i went to the zoo at the weekend and all there was was a dog in a cage.








it was a shit zoo.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

HMMMM, a good start. Now ratchet it up a bit. So far I'm at rye smirk level.

 

[Seagullible]

Crystal Palace annonce SteveMcLaren as new manager

 

[Titanic]

What do you call a monkey with a stick of dynamite?












A BABOOOM!

 

[Meade's Ball]

 

[Barrel of Fun]

"I have never and will never smoke marijuana" says Ken Clarke

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[Meade's Ball]

 

[Franks Wild Years]

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[Eggmundo]

 

[Gully]

 

[Eggmundo]

 

[Meade's Ball]