NSC Albion v REMF - Saturday 14 April - Can You Play?

[hans kraay fan club]

This thread has degenerated into lunacy.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Oranges cut into FOUR that are too big to BITE properly and CIGARETTES at half time. NOTHING else will do for THIS particular sporting MACHINE.

CHEYAS GINA.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Bananas are for PRE match.

I will be MEALING on a packet of Jelly Babies sorted into coloured groups before eating.

 

[Clothes Peg]

Oranges cut into FOUR that are too big to BITE properly and CIGARETTES at half time. NOTHING else will do for THIS particular sporting MACHINE.

CHEYAS GINA.

Alright. Although the cigarettes may not help your athletic performance...

 

[Mendoza]

Gina can i have some freshley prepared, imported from the jungle finest papaya, but not just any papaya, but marks and spencers papaya?


Also REMF boys have a choice of long sleeve or short sleeve shirts

 

[CHAPPERS]

Alright. Although the cigarettes may not help your athletic performance...

Oh FINE, I'll not have a CIGARETTE then. SLAVE DRIVER

Tell me, will there be TEA and/or biscuits POST match?

 

[Brighton Breezy]

We need TEA post match.

Can I BAGSY a short sleeve shirt.

 

[Clothes Peg]

Brett: You can have a papaya if you pay for it, cos it sounds expensive.

Tea and biscuits: I can't be arsed with making tea, but I can bring some biscuits. Any biscuit requests....? You can have anything as long as it's Tesco value.

 

[justin]

chocolate bourbans!

 

[Da Man Clay]

Right my line up is
Starting
GK BOF/CK (Not decided yet and need to watch them warm up)
RB Justin
CB Kristos (Me)
CB Matt
LB Ali
RM Munkfish
DCM Les
ACM Kinky
LM Father Jacks Bro (Forgotten his user name!)
CF Shaolinpunk
CF Kev (The ape)

Subs
Mr Bannana
BOF/CK
Adrie
Waiting for a reply from 2 or 3 so this is subject to change

Have I missed anyone? If anyone else wants to play post on this thread.
Can everone who is playing pm me their mob no.

 

[justin]

Right my line up is
Starting

CF Shaolinpunk

*left foot*

 

[Da Man Clay]

*left foot*

I did say I have 2 or 3others im waiting to reply!

 

[justin]

no jimmy? or simon? spose its in the thread earlier?

 

[Da Man Clay]

no jimmy? or simon? spose its in the thread earlier?

simon and Jimmy are unavailable I believe. Would be most useful if they were about though.

 

[Da Man Clay]

Right my line up is
Starting
GK BOF/CK (Not decided yet and need to watch them warm up)
RB Justin
CB Kristos (Me)
CB Matt (Captain)
LB Ali
RM Munkfish
DCM Les
ACM Kinky
LM Mr Banana
CF Father Jacks Bro
CF Kev (The ape)

Subs
Shoalinpunk
BOF/CK
Adrie
Waiting for a reply from 2 or 3 so this is subject to change

Have I missed anyone? If anyone else wants to play post on this thread.
Can everone who is playing pm me their mob no.

Why cant we edit after 10 mins? Bloody annoying as my team has changed already!

 

[Les Biehn]

This thread has degenerated into lunacy.

It was me that suggested Bananas. I am an athlete at the top of my game. Bananas havea natural steroid in them, I need this to maintain my levels.

 

[shaolinpunk]

It's a sad, sad day. I seem to be level with Adrie in the pecking order...

 

[Les Biehn]

It's a sad, sad day. I seem to be level with Adrie in the pecking order...

When I played in that game with you you looked fine. Aids on the other hand...possibly the only person who I will ever knock the ball over their head and then beat them to it.

 

[fatboy]

Mark Owen has now dropped out of the REMF team altogether so we make a new addition to our squad after Saturday's game.

 

[Loft23]

LM Father Jacks Bro (Forgotten his user name!)