[NSC] Now that the football season is over

[Stat Brother]

and the main event is yet to be thrown open.
In this other small window created by a fantastic local election (for NSC) and Brexit II yet to commence, let's get back to what we do best:-

'What you learned at school and have NEVER used since?'

Talk shite about stuff and try to make others laugh.


I still know far more about the Dayaks of Borneo than has been necessary to prepare me for adult life in West Sussex.

 

[OzMike]

Cricket World Cup will fill a gap till the new season, shame about the time difference, but that is always the same when sporting events are in the UK.

 

[Garage_Doors]

Log tables.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Not over .....apart from us beating MC there are some play off games that will be worth watching which stretches it out a bit longer

 

[pasty]

Quadratic equations

 

[Garage_Doors]

How to use an abacus.

 

[Albion my Albion]

Like the miss on Dating Game who decides against one of the blokes, I thought we had two matches remaining.

 

[Guinness Boy]

How to collectively lock the French teacher in a cupboard without attracting the attention of the authorities.