Now let me clear this up.

[StonehamPark]

I'm a researcher whom a few years ago shared a twin room with a high ranking politician, though I won't reveal names.
We spent one INNOCENT night together after our research. Having spent most of the night drinking Rose` wine, watching Brokeback Mountain and falling asleep to a bit of Kylie, I categorically state that we were in SEPERATE beds and NOTHING untoward happened.
What was strange however, was the morning after, the curtains of the hotel room were drawn to find a photographer dressed in The Fat Controllers outfit abseiling down the walls trying to get a SNAP. I've heard whispers that he spends his time around these parts, so if The Fat Controller is reading this, please do not DISSEMINATE those pictures.
Regards.
Researcher.

 

[Notters]

Que?

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

Que?

If you have a read through the thread started by Ernest this morning then it might make more sense...

 

[gregbrighton]

I'm a researcher whom a few years ago shared a twin room with a high ranking politician, though I won't reveal names.
We spent one INNOCENT night together after our research. Having spent most of the night drinking Rose` wine, watching Brokeback Mountain and falling asleep to a bit of Kylie, I categorically state that we were in SEPERATE beds and NOTHING untoward happened.
What was strange however, was the morning after, the curtains of the hotel room were drawn to find a photographer dressed in The Fat Controllers outfit abseiling down the walls trying to get a SNAP. I've heard whispers that he spends his time around these parts, so if The Fat Controller is reading this, please do not DISSEMINATE those pictures.
Regards.
Researcher.

Brokeback Mountain was one of the most boring films of the 00's.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Taking of movies, 'Lilting' was pretty good, worth a watch.

 

[Dan Aitch]

I am about to libel myself - I hope I don't get banned.

(libel is the same as self-abuse, right?)