Not the smartest statement, from Wifey.

[Stat Brother]

As with most cars, ours has the horn in the centre of the steering wheel, 2 pictures of said horn, and dimples where your thumbs go.

Sadly Wifey mused 'I wonder if the dimples are braille for horn'.
Taking far to long to work out, the one place you won't find someone who uses/needs braille, is behind the wheel of a car.

 

[biggles]

i think she is correct

 

[biggles]

does it look like this ...,,,.... = horn

 

[Stat Brother]

does it look like this ...,,,.... = horn

No, of course it doesn't

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What's that braille for, 'get in the passenger seat, you pillock'.

 

[nail-Z]

My car has a warning light mounted in the centre of the dash to indicate whether the passenger air bag is enabled or not - as it can be switched off it you wanted to use a child seat in the front.

My wife thought it was a button to deploy the airbag, and it was her duty as a passenger to press the button in the event of an accident.

 

[little al]

Women are funny

 

[tedebear]

How proud you must all be...

 

[Stat Brother]

How proud you must all be...

We all know, if it was Wifey typing now the list of pure idiotic stupid acts commited by me, would have this thread on page 5 by now.

 

[tedebear]

We all know, if it was Wifey typing now the list of pure idiotic stupid acts commited by me, would have this thread on page 5 by now.

Your humility saves the day

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

What's that braille for, 'get in the passenger seat, you pillock'.

and what is braille for 'do not touch'

 

[Taybha]

and what is braille for 'do not touch'

.. ... ..... :d

 

[defrocked priest]

Next time your out to Tescos, have wifey drive,wearing dark specs and waving a white cane out the drivers window while she drives. Hilarious scene pops into mind.

 

[Stat Brother]

We could get the dog to run in front.

 

[glasfryn]

How proud you must all be...

my Mrs has been driving for very nearly 50 years and never had a prang .....useful because I don't drive(never had the inclination)

we should have taken that turning dear.........can you drive ........no but we should have taken that turning ...................can you f**king drive .....er no dear
case closed

seriously she is a very good driver and I'v ridden with a few

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

My car has a warning light mounted in the centre of the dash to indicate whether the passenger air bag is enabled or not - as it can be switched off it you wanted to use a child seat in the front.

My wife thought it was a button to deploy the airbag, and it was her duty as a passenger to press the button in the event of an accident.

Is that a Vauxhall Insignia? Just picked up one of these as a hire car so might try to get my wife to fall for that one

 

[adrian29uk]

We where waiting for the plane to taxi, so I asked my GF what fuel she thought the plane takes. She said is it Diesel. lol