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North Stand Eviction Sweepstake



Meade's Ball

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,653
Hither (sometimes Thither)
Very well put and explained. I often wondered what those weird noises were on the underground trains and also the sudden appearance of a long haired Japanese tourists with a look of bewilderment on their faces, standing on the platform, wondering how they got there.

:)

I get the feeling that a fairly miniature but fully greased one from head to toe could slither into a half-filled suitcase without anyone noticing, not a single person evicted from their crushed position, but i doubt the dwarfish gentleman slaphead are manifold. A professional breeder may correct me though.
 




seagullondon

New member
Mar 15, 2011
4,442
I'm in. Was my idea. ;-)

If you want to complicate it (like the NSC weekly prediction game), you need TWO figures - number of evictions AND time of first eviction.

:lolol: I thought it had to be setup!
 


The Andy Naylor Fan Club

Well-known member
Aug 31, 2012
5,160
Right Here, Right Now
As mentioned in another thread. There is need for a sweepstake. Everyone who wants to be involved just say here and I will allocate everyone a number at 11 am tomorrow before the game.

The poster who gets the correct number of people evicted as their number wins a years free haircuts at Barbers Barbers.

Enjoy.

I will have lucky number seven. The club could miss a trick here though, what would be good is every time someone is to be evicted instead of a grumpy steward doing the deed, we should have the geordie chap from Big Brother announcing who is to be evicted over the clubs' PA.
Then, an over excited Devina McCall interviewing them outside the Amex getting their reaction and this shown live on the big screens whilst the game is still being played.
 








The Andy Naylor Fan Club

Well-known member
Aug 31, 2012
5,160
Right Here, Right Now
As mentioned in another thread. There is need for a sweepstake. Everyone who wants to be involved just say here and I will allocate everyone a number at 11 am tomorrow before the game.

The poster who gets the correct number of people evicted as their number wins a years free haircuts at Barbers Barbers.

Enjoy.

I will have lucky number seven. The club could miss a trick here though, what would be good is every time someone is to be evicted instead of a grumpy steward doing the deed, we should have the geordie chap from Big Brother announcing who is to be evicted over the clubs' PA.
Then, an over excited Devina McCall interviewing them outside the Amex getting their reaction and this shown live on the big screens whilst the game is still being played.
 




Guinness Boy

Tofu eating wokerati
Helpful Moderator
NSC Patron
Jul 23, 2003
37,338
Up and Coming Sunny Portslade
Very well put and explained. I often wondered what those weird noises were on the underground trains and also the sudden appearance of a long haired Japanese tourists with a look of bewilderment on their faces, standing on the platform, wondering how they got there.

I'm tall, far from hirsute and used to live in Tokyo and let me tell you they were absolutely expert at sneaking under your arm pit and grabbing the final standing space on the rush hour Yamanote line trains. If only I'd greased up. Lesson learned.
 




Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 5, 2003
72,313
Living In a Box
I'm in
 


Eurobound

Brazil 2014- here we come
Nov 3, 2003
88
Does the sweepstake cover Arrests due to standing?
 




















grummitts gloves

New member
Dec 30, 2008
2,796
West Sussex, la,la,la
Print off all the seat and row numbers of the North Stand and sell them before the game (all proceeds to REMF of course) and whoever gets ejected from the North Stand has their seat number read out over the tannoy and the winner gets £50.

Cracking entertainment ;)
 




severnside gull

Well-known member
May 16, 2007
24,825
By the seaside in West Somerset
don' let andy naylor gave a number - he's chuntering on twitter and let him in and he will collude with hebberd to rig it :lolol:
 




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