Non commuters - most annoying thing

[Dave the OAP]

I would like to add that i always make sure a girl is over 18 years of age before attempting looking up a skirt

some woman kneed me in the bollocks on the Jubilee Line going to camden Town one morning in a hugely packed train and the train luched to the side as they do and she tried to stop bashing into me by putting her knee up.

That was an eye watering moment as I yelped like a girl!!!

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Anyone who uses OUR service from London to Brighton as a fast way to get to Croydon. One day it won't stop til the driver can sniff salt in the air

 

[Storer 68]

Women who are standing in the aisle with those oversized handbags slung over a sholder with no control so that it smacks me in the face

 

[Market Porter]

I have been commuting for 32 years now and if I let everything that wound me up over the years affect me as much as it does some of you then I'd have joined the daisy pushers many years ago. Chill out or change jobs. Having said that I don't look forward to half terms and holidays.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Dont CARE its f***ing INCONSIDERATE.

I wish I could take a CHAINSAW and saw their f***ing legs off.

Quality ranting and pure, unabated anger by Tony Meolas Loan Spell there.

Puts me in mind of a quote in the "Ed Balls: my softer side" piece in the latest Private Eye which could have been written for TMLS:

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
These are a few of my favourite things
When the dog bites
When the bee stings
I have the dog put down
And I stamp on the bee till it's well and truly crushed
And then I don't feel so bad.