No Goosestepping in Germany Uncle Buck

[Uncle Spielberg]

Piers and other World Cup followers.

A friendly warning

You will be arrested and jailed for 3 years if in Germany you:

1. Do a Nazi salute
2. Do a Goose step of impersonate Basil Fawlty Nazi impressions
3. Chant 2 world wars and 1 world cup
4. Wear a joke Nazi helmet or swastica
5. Mention the war

However you can:

1. Chant " Your Schmidt and you know you are "
2. Whistle the tune from The Great Escape
3. Sing " Inger-land, Inger -lane, Inger-land
4. Mention 1966 and our 5-1 victory in Munich in 2001

Regards a friend.

 

[Silent Bob]

All fair enough except "Chant 2 world wars and 1 world cup" which is fair game imo.

 

[Big G]

shit....i wonder if i can get a refund for the Panza Captains outfit i bought....No sense of humour those Germans!

Hitler moustaches could be the way forward here!

 

[Uncle Buck]

Bearing in mind my surname and family history there is no chance of me doing any of the things that you can be arrested for. So kindly f*** off Gubber.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

If you do a Goosestep , just deny it and say you were copying Monty Python and the minstry of silly walks.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Piers

 

[Uncle Buck]

Shut up Gubber.

Not going to chill.

Do not like the fact you associate my name with being some brainless Nazi.

Twat.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I have not got the faintest idea what on earth you are going on about as I do not know your surname, any offence was accidental and unintended.

 

[Uncle Buck]

But you never do think.

 

[Billy the Fish]

Shut up Gubber.

Not going to chill.

Do not like the fact you associate my name with being some brainless Nazi.

Buck?? Didn't know he was a nazi

 

[Uncle Buck]

Buck?? Didn't know he was a nazi

Garth has multiple personalities.

Only way anyone will speak to him.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

It was addressed to the guy going to Germany one of which is you. Sorry if it was inappropriate.

 

[Uncle Buck]

It was addressed to the guy going to Germany one of which is you. Sorry if it was inappropriate.

So why did you have to put any name on it.

Again it just shows your inability to engage brain.

 

[Dandyman]

It was addressed to the guy going to Germany one of which is you. Sorry if it was inappropriate.

It's inappropriate to suggest that someone with a Jewish surname is a Nazi.

 

[Billy the Fish]

It's inappropriate to suggest that someone with a Jewish surname is a Nazi.

Even if your surname is Spielberg??

 

[Trufflehound]

Just out of interest, how do geese walk in Germany? Are they forced to hop?

 

[Lokki 7]

It's also clearly bollocks. Why can you not mention the war? Hardly a crime is it.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

As we (dont forget) started it and it was all our fault. Those poor poor Nazis

 

[Man of Harveys]

Just out of interest, how do geese walk in Germany? Are they forced to hop?

The Americans taught them to lindybug in 1948. And gave them chewing gum and tights.

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Is the Dambusters theme a goer?