Nigerian group makes a bid for Newcastle.

[larus]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/africa/7641893.stm

I kid you not.

Chealea - Russian Billionaire.
Man Utd - Rich Americans.
Liverpool - Rich Americans.
Man City - Middle East mega rich sheik (or whatever).

Newcastle - Nigerian businessmen

Do you think it started with an email ........

 

[BensGrandad]

Will they be sponsored by Oxfam

 

[Trigger]

Dear MikeAshley44@hotmail.com

My name is Dr Haruna Tichanguba...

 

[Walkers Cajun Squirrel]

Man city
qpr
Chelsea
Liverpool, Man Utd, Newcastle.

The English football rich list. 3 clubs there you wouldn't expect.

 

[larus]

Will there be any racist puns on the TOON ARMY?

 

[Perry Milkins]

Dear MikeAshley44@hotmail.com

My name is Dr Haruna Tichanguba...

I make this plea to you as my family have been persecuted by the unlawful dictatorship of Chief Musewragologo and his henchmen. We have deposited in the Bank of Lagos a sum of $6,500.000.00 awaiting your collection by only your true respresentative Chief Kevin of the Keegan tribe...

 

[Simster]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/africa/7641893.stm

I kid you not.

Chealea - Russian Billionaire.
Man Utd - Rich Americans.
Liverpool - Rich Americans.
Man City - Middle East mega rich sheik (or whatever).

Newcastle - Nigerian businessmen

Do you think it started with an email ........

I think this featured in his inbox:

Dear mashley132@hotmail.com,

My name is MR.Kudogo, a contractor from Lagos. The statistics shows that the economy of your soccerball nation is getting better and will be more profitable in few years to come. I do hereby wish to let you know that I am interested to invest in your country through you. I am in Nigeria at the moment with the Sum of Sixty Five Million,five Hundred Thousand US Dollars ($65,500.000.00) that I would like to invest in your country if possible.

I made this money through a contract awarded to me in North of Nigeria by the ministry during the relocation of Lagos AIRPORT, and I am not safe if I should go back to North Nigeria because I did not finish the contract. I hope you can understand my situation and assist me to invest this money properly as this is my only hope.

Please kindly get back to me as soon as possible through my private email addresses below and appoint Joe Kinnear as manager on a temporary basis if you are really interested to deal with me.

Best regards,

MR. Mr Kudogo
Email:kudogophish13svs2@hotmail.com