Nick Names

[red star portslade]

I work with a bloke who is known as "Mothballs" on account that he likes to hide in the bedroom wardrobe and watch while his Mrs gets smashed by strangers she's picked up down the pub.

Got any funny one's?

 

[Easy 10]

What pub do they drink in ?

 

[red star portslade]

What pub do they drink in ?

Martha Gunn

 

[Puppet Master]

Martha Gunn

Figures.

 

[ees complicated no?]

And how old is this woman?

 

[red star portslade]

Mid forties. You wouldn't.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

What pub do they drink in ?

If it's any boozer in Portslade I bet she's a rotter!

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Martha Gunn

Christ that is a shithole

 

[dougdeep]

I used to work with a bloke that was known as Bliss. He thought it was because he was always cheerful.

 

[angmering albion]

I used to work with a bloke whos nick name was stig. He used to think it was to do with that tame racing driver... but it was actually stig of the dump because he used to smell soooooo bad

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

A mate of mine worked with a guy who was known as BFG. He thought it stood for Big Friendly Giant, whereas it was actually Black Forrest Gump.

 

[gripper stebson]

Christ that is a shithole

...the husband would often hear whilst hiding in the wardrobe.

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

I work with a bloke who is known as "Mothballs" on account that he likes to hide in the bedroom wardrobe and watch while his Mrs gets smashed by strangers she's picked up down the pub.

How lovely.

 

[aberllefenni]

We met a couple of guys at a festival in Mid Wales, one of whom was introduced to us as "Doon". When we commented that it was an unusual name we were told it was short for Dounreay. He had five kids and was therefore a fast breeder.

 

[Hamilton]

At school I used to play a lot of Subbuteo
(a table football game)
and they used to call me Sub
and it was good to have a nickname
until they told me it stood for sub-standard.

John Hegley

 

[greyseagull]

I went to school with a Nick Names

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Martha Gunn

smithy ??
regards
DR

 

[dougdeep]

I went to school with a Nick Names

It's a whole different thread but I lived 2 doors away from a Bob Downes.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Wrighty
Nashy
Brownie
Wellsy
Joycey
Matty
Scotty
Youngy
Millsy
Finchy
Jacko
Beero
Robbo
Davo
Hoppo
Yards
Mags
Mache
Hatch
CJ

 

[seagullwedgee]

iused to work with a bloke who we nicknamed Thrush

god, he was an irritating (unt