Nice Tories Past and Present

[clapham_gull]

The sort you wouldn't mind popping next door for if (for instance) their washing machine had flooded and they couldn't get a man round.

Anna Soubry
John Major

 

[Weststander]

Eric Heffer
Derek Hatton
Stalin
Corbyn
Mcdonnell
Abbott
Beria

 

[The Rivet]

What about the lying ******* Labourites past and present? Pathetic thread!

 

[The Rivet]

Add to that the lying buggers of the Libdems! They are all at it! F the lot of them................

 

[clapham_gull]

Eric Heffer
Derek Hatton
Stalin
Corbyn
Mcdonnell
Abbott
Beria

That's quite funny. Shit Labour MPs you wouldn't want to live next door to and you've only managed 3.

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

Ken Clarke.

 

[severnside gull]

Nice/Tories............nope. Couldn't get past that.

 

[clapham_gull]

What about the lying ******* Labourites past and present? Pathetic thread!

I was going to start another poll ?

Remarkable, Start a positive thread and it gets filled up with Labour MPs you don't want next door.

Now again. Tory MPs you wouldn't mind living next door to. Try and think of at least one.

 

[kevo]

Portillo, I guess?

 

[The Rivet]

I was going to start another poll ?

Remarkable, Start a positive thread and it gets filled up with Labour MPs you don't want next door.

Now again. Tory MPs you wouldn't mind living next door to.

A poll huh? ok give us some polling choices then from all parties. Could be a winner of a thread.

 

[clapham_gull]

Portillo, I guess?

Would you repressurise his central heating ?

 

[clapham_gull]

A poll huh? ok give us some polling choices then from all parties. Could be a winner of a thread.

I'm sticking with the Tories to give them a fair go. I used to live opposite a Lib Dem MP and we were on "nodding but please leave me alone" terms at one point.

 

[The Rivet]

I'm sticking with the Tories to give them a fair go. I used to live opposite a Lib Dem MP and we were on "nodding but please leave me alone" terms at one point.

I'd always leave the limp ones alone..................

 

[clapham_gull]

I'd always leave the limp ones alone..................

No it was me. I had that "new stadium" look. Now come on please.

A nice Tory you wouldn't mind living next door to. Re-tune their freeview box etc..

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Er... Um....Norman Tebbit.

 

[Eeyore]

Andrew Bowden

 

[Gwylan]

The thing is that most MPs are perfectly pleasant when engaging in small talk, it's what they do all the time. I've met Portillo a couple of times, for example, and he's never tried to egg me on to play Kick the Beggar or something. The real question is whether you could have a few pints down the pub with them without their turning into Attila the Hun.

I'd definitely say Major and Clarke would fit the bill but I'd be hard pressed to think of many more.

 

[UTT]

The sort you wouldn't mind popping next door for if (for instance) their washing machine had flooded and they couldn't get a man round.

Anna Soubry
John Major

Mine.....Andrea Jenkyns.

Even more so if the old "washing machine on the blink" was just a rouse!!

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

The thing is that most MPs are perfectly pleasant when engaging in small talk, it's what they do all the time. I've met Portillo a couple of times, for example, and he's never tried to egg me on to play Kick the Beggar or something. The real question is whether you could have a few pints down the pub with them without their turning into Attila the Hun.

I'd definitely say Major and Clarke would fit the bill but I'd be hard pressed to think of many more.

Major would shag the barmaid and Clarke would nick all the whisky and cigars.

 

[Butch Willykins]

Imagine being successful you sad *******s